<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200</id><updated>2011-11-18T20:15:03.499-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Frank Sauce-A Courtship of Memories Like Dreams</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default?start-index=101&amp;max-results=100'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>143</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-6351660072393315571</id><published>2011-03-12T11:16:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-03-12T11:34:39.502-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Stuff n' Things</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.stuffonmycat.com/"&gt;&lt;img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 500px; height: 333px;" src="http://www.futureofthebook.org/blog/archives/e-waste-orange-stuff.jpg" alt="Frank is the stuff of Sauce" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;you don't know what happened unless you were there&lt;br /&gt;that's what they say, "it's nothing that I envisioned "&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;it's good if you want it to be&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;the same or better more seems a long shot that won't last&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;it's good for the soul, they say&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;that's the way it is sometimes, isn't it? the breathing takes a nap, a long itinerant map  you know how it is, but it doesn't always happen that way, does it?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;it's a long way to go, the everessence of nothing, a calamity of skin and bones&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;gets lost in the malaise, the bygone years should be gone, but they linger&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;alive in the afterlife of tomorrow&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;he's a one arm bandit, with a purr and a whimper, the bang ends the world&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;the toes and the heels resound with the sound of sleep  The shell of a man vibrates, a turbulence inside  I have found this a thousand times, and a thousand lines that measure time&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;it is ok, even if you almost died  The breath is gone &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;******************************************************&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;you're a bookeeper, what do you want?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;you feel the smile and dread the aftermath, but it's all noise and lessons learned that doesn't help us make sense of what happened before and what may happen after&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;it's a lot that is parked  A life lived through mirrors and lenses, car doors and engines, gas and pedels&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;normally you'd be there more and less, more gone then we care to remember&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;like you remember, alive and quiet inside&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;are you alive       and well? It does matter because we are all matter and energy taking up space, if just for a moment&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Will of nothing comes of this  It's love through another electronic door&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-6351660072393315571?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/6351660072393315571/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=6351660072393315571' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/6351660072393315571'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/6351660072393315571'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2011/03/stuff-n-things.html' title='Stuff n&apos; Things'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-6871629989008766006</id><published>2011-02-15T06:57:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-02-15T07:08:01.487-08:00</updated><title type='text'>My Toilet is a Harsh Mistress</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://isawitinbluewater.blogspot.com/"&gt;&lt;img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 300px;" src="http://www.goemerchant.com/images/gateway.jpg" alt="Frank Sauce's toilet is kind of like a worm hole." border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Courier New; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: transparent; font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;" id="internal-source-marker_0.9698168909253985"&gt;Here,  inserting words into the toilet  Words you don't like anymore  The  one's you could do without|wasted words|the one's you love the most&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Courier New; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: transparent; font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Courier New; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: transparent; font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;"&gt;I wanna grow full in a toilet of sin  A white night precedes me in this wanton wiggle my hips have  gathered&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Courier New; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: transparent; font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Courier New; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: transparent; font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;"&gt;You have stasis and I have nine  Where are your morals now?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Courier New; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: transparent; font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Courier New; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: transparent; font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;"&gt;The architecture of debris: Debris is trees  If you get caught in the flow, you become debris.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Courier New; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: transparent; font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Courier New; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: transparent; font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;"&gt;you are the wound spray of my debris basin&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Courier New; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: transparent; font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Courier New; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: transparent; font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;"&gt;Asleep thigh while reading lies in news makes me want to get off the toilet, but I'm stuck  Can't move&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Courier New; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: transparent; font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Courier New; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: transparent; font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;"&gt;that’s the toilet for you&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-6871629989008766006?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/6871629989008766006/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=6871629989008766006' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/6871629989008766006'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/6871629989008766006'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2011/02/my-toilet-is-harsh-mistress.html' title='My Toilet is a Harsh Mistress'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-4662919248978546508</id><published>2010-01-23T18:33:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-01-23T18:37:53.908-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Ill World Will</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://img.tfd.com/wn/CA/668DE-compunction.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 105px; height: 128px;" src="http://img.tfd.com/wn/CA/668DE-compunction.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It's clear the world does not care about tears, raindrops, the coarse tongues of children&lt;br /&gt;It cares only about itself, taking care of the world's interests, however mundane, compunctive&lt;br /&gt;or mystic its interests may be&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That's why I drink and don't care about the world anymore&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-4662919248978546508?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/4662919248978546508/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=4662919248978546508' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/4662919248978546508'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/4662919248978546508'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2010/01/ill-world-will.html' title='Ill World Will'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-2639744266059052283</id><published>2009-10-09T22:22:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-09T22:38:10.029-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Missed Lunchbox in Rye</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://justoneminute.typepad.com/main/2009/05/neither-can-live-while-the-other-survives.html"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 466px; height: 280px;" src="http://aycu19.webshots.com/image/29018/2001057463212562081_rs.jpg" alt="Frank Sauce can never remember dreaming of being a fireman" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;All the others survived&lt;br /&gt;for survival's sake&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;we drank wine and sang&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;we did what others didn't have the heart to do&lt;br /&gt;we dined on the regret of each other and gave&lt;br /&gt;our blood and sat until we laughed&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Not every one has a reason or even a ghost of reason&lt;br /&gt;even before the mermen dreamed&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Micheal Malatov wrote something about bombing the moon.&lt;br /&gt;I used to fix rockets that held bombs&lt;br /&gt;If I were a rocket and you were the moon, you wouldn't let me do you?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;this is a re-write of a re-write from memory&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Miss you!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-2639744266059052283?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/2639744266059052283/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=2639744266059052283' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/2639744266059052283'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/2639744266059052283'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2009/10/missed-lunchbox-in-rye.html' title='Missed Lunchbox in Rye'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-1342190343236034552</id><published>2009-09-21T21:53:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-09-21T22:09:23.139-07:00</updated><title type='text'>A Gathering of Sounds</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://rebecca-gatheryeroses.blogspot.com/"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 375px; height: 225px;" src="http://www.photoeye.com/emailnewsletter/images/326_8_original.jpg" alt="Holy crap Frank Sauce aid. There's a whole slew of christians out there." border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;style type="text/css"&gt;  &lt;!--   @page { margin: 0.79in }   P { margin-bottom: 0.08in }  --&gt;&lt;/style&gt;&lt;style type="text/css"&gt;  &lt;!--   @page { margin: 0.79in }   P { margin-bottom: 0.08in }  --&gt;  &lt;/style&gt;     &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-size: small;"&gt;or stuff I did in highschool&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;The joke among men: the size of self and the attrition of facets&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;in the light of morning&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;Half done desire sits idle, mild men&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;strapped up by beauty in bed&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;what madness or sorrow brings&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;a blight of will?&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;wit but fragments for a few alive as shadows&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;we alone hold the refuge of hearts, the stammer of self, and the will of  &lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;legions past the report of rumors ripped through memory&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;a gathering of sounds&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;our noise is next&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;writing: read below a like: thin ripped pens&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;your luck is with you&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;spread around to find you're thankfully&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;thicker than a pad of butter&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;but not thick enough to make the ridiculous safe&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;just remember, a slew of adieus might not make them all go away&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;life attracts life and we're alive—a gathering of things making other things&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;gather like our selves&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin-bottom: 0in;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-1342190343236034552?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/1342190343236034552/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=1342190343236034552' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/1342190343236034552'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/1342190343236034552'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2009/09/gathering-of-sounds.html' title='A Gathering of Sounds'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-7808653499596141350</id><published>2009-08-11T20:45:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-16T14:54:24.058-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Your Slick System Keeps You</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://kidshealth.org/kid/htbw/lungs.html"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 230px; height: 330px;" src="http://www.geek.com/hwswrev/hardware/er1/completeER1.jpg" alt="That's right, Frank Sauce is best known as the Bourbon Machine" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;or Systemic Lords Born of Doors&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"I'm bored," he wrote&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Crap," I thought, "Pure Crap"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I thought hard and shutdown&lt;br /&gt;then cleaned off my screen&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;this evening you rumba and I eat salsa&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tomorrow that's all I think of for an hour;  spend the whole day thinking of tomatoes, peppers and your Rumba, even if all that really happens is clicking and banging on machines&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-7808653499596141350?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/7808653499596141350/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=7808653499596141350' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/7808653499596141350'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/7808653499596141350'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2009/08/your-slick-system-keeps-you.html' title='Your Slick System Keeps You'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-3578119774776368115</id><published>2009-08-04T21:22:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-04T21:38:23.245-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Cheap, Ugly Things</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/02/09/DDJ215H812.DTL"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 300px;" src="http://www.tinaxhan.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/prada-shoe-back.jpg" alt="Frank's sauce is women's shoes envy" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm writing you hopefully that counts for something.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I pulled lines out of my wallet, wads of paper. More paper than you can shake a stick at. Lines wrought in the nothing of the air that surrounds a half-drunken man in a bar with a quickened, bourboned mind. What I stole from you has been modified. It's has a confused history.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hope you're well.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My twin is running around here somewhere and he's a nastier mother fucker than I am, I tell you&lt;br /&gt;And that's sayin' something&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;again&lt;br /&gt;at a poetry reading&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;upper limit             poetry&lt;br /&gt;                                        |&lt;br /&gt;                                        |&lt;br /&gt;                                        |&lt;br /&gt;                 |&lt;br /&gt;                                        |&lt;br /&gt;lower limit              testosterone-laced conversation about American Pie&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;quick its seagulls eyes&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;squiggly lines mean nothing&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;our basements are full of cheap, ugly things&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-3578119774776368115?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/3578119774776368115/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=3578119774776368115' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/3578119774776368115'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/3578119774776368115'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2009/08/cheap-ugly-things.html' title='Cheap, Ugly Things'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-5697639036850641252</id><published>2009-07-27T21:38:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-27T21:43:17.256-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Emotional Fescue</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.blogger.com/%20http://www.petplace.com/horses/fescue-agalactia/page1.aspx"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1271/588947115_7095d0eedd.jpg" alt="Frank Sauce is fescued heat" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ok, that was dumb, but I feel like fescue&lt;br /&gt;the plant I'd name Robert,&lt;br /&gt;my grass&lt;br /&gt;my Robert lawn&lt;br /&gt;but that would be wrong&lt;br /&gt;now&lt;br /&gt;wouldn't it?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ok, that was dumber&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;pop&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;shit&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;fescue&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-5697639036850641252?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/5697639036850641252/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=5697639036850641252' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/5697639036850641252'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/5697639036850641252'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2009/07/emotional-fescue.html' title='Emotional Fescue'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1271/588947115_7095d0eedd_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-6370563072861417415</id><published>2009-07-26T18:12:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-26T18:14:55.586-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Happens Half-Glass Fast</title><content type='html'>Fast is fast&lt;br /&gt;at last&lt;br /&gt;it won't change the facts&lt;br /&gt;they were there already&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;those two bear fruit&lt;br /&gt;amazed&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-6370563072861417415?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/6370563072861417415/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=6370563072861417415' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/6370563072861417415'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/6370563072861417415'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2009/07/happens-half-glass-fast.html' title='Happens Half-Glass Fast'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-8343107499297852767</id><published>2009-07-26T18:03:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-26T18:10:44.473-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Useless Letters and Errata</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j191/mikesamerica/harkin_steak_fry_0850.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 310px; height: 187px;" src="http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j191/mikesamerica/harkin_steak_fry_0850.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Steak forsakes stake&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I M&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mobile break&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;E D&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Senseless leg&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;L C&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;you knew it would happen&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;S Q&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;overdue on either finger&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;T H&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Toes to multiply with&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;U W&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;shake fur&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Y K&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;they all saw ceilings and elbows&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A P&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;His planet provides privileges&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;J E&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I gave up my pancreas for this?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;N B&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;a new moon hides behind us.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-8343107499297852767?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/8343107499297852767/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=8343107499297852767' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/8343107499297852767'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/8343107499297852767'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2009/07/useless-letters-and-errata.html' title='Useless Letters and Errata'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-3152596906748723486</id><published>2009-07-12T15:31:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-12T16:14:31.734-07:00</updated><title type='text'>a hell you want to</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://branthansen.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/04/13/buckets_and_stuff.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 260px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 250px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://branthansen.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/04/13/buckets_and_stuff.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;here you go&lt;br /&gt;rubber buckets for your bullshit&lt;br /&gt;a scratch at further shock&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;pick me up some slop&lt;br /&gt;loose along limits&lt;br /&gt;three more times&lt;br /&gt;than any other thing thought of&lt;br /&gt;so here we are&lt;br /&gt;a mad rush of veins&lt;br /&gt;a portable pump&lt;br /&gt;halved by right and left&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;at least we weren't too wrong&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;you're right&lt;br /&gt;we should have stopped it.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-3152596906748723486?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/3152596906748723486/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=3152596906748723486' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/3152596906748723486'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/3152596906748723486'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2009/07/hell-you-want-to.html' title='a hell you want to'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-4460883330613346117</id><published>2009-06-11T21:15:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-12T16:24:25.549-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Maggot Tree Brain Dead</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/sarahmorgan/maggot-therapy-d8"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 300px; CURSOR: pointer; HEIGHT: 220px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://barfblog.foodsafety.ksu.edu/uploads/image/burger_maggot_.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ask a tree who are we and the tree will say nothing&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ask a maggot and it just squirms&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ask me, and I'll say we're full of it&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;but that's not a maggot's bag&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.treehugger.com/"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 300px; CURSOR: pointer; HEIGHT: 235px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/6529/deadtreecx3.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That's why we have dead trees&lt;br /&gt;to remind us of a maggot's life&lt;br /&gt;in memory&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-4460883330613346117?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/4460883330613346117/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=4460883330613346117' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/4460883330613346117'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/4460883330613346117'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2009/06/maggot-tree-brain-dead.html' title='Maggot Tree Brain Dead'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-1439479960542072054</id><published>2009-06-08T20:41:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-08T21:54:43.505-07:00</updated><title type='text'>do what you gotta do</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jQC6L5Z108"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/abramsv/R9WEJ6tLebI/AAAAAAAALLM/htlWSc6MKLk/el_paso_fridge_2.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;do you do whatcha gotta do?&lt;br /&gt;do you gotta do whatcha do?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;we do.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So whatcha doin'?&lt;br /&gt;I'm doing this&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;you're the only you, dude&lt;br /&gt;we're the only we&lt;br /&gt;I am not the only I&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;solace&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-1439479960542072054?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/1439479960542072054/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=1439479960542072054' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/1439479960542072054'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/1439479960542072054'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2009/06/do-what-you-gotta-do.html' title='do what you gotta do'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://lh4.ggpht.com/abramsv/R9WEJ6tLebI/AAAAAAAALLM/htlWSc6MKLk/s72-c/el_paso_fridge_2.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-8848306611551255655</id><published>2009-05-14T20:37:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-14T21:02:48.238-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Pipe Dream No. 9</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.foucault.info/documents/foucault.thisIsNotaPipe.en.html"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 250px; height: 200px;" src="http://www.library.yale.edu/librarynews/ceci-n-est-pas-une-pipe.jpg" alt="Frank Sauce is no Michel Foucault" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In a recreation pit, our entire&lt;br /&gt;dream is in a pipe&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;we're a dime-o-dozen, pal&lt;br /&gt;it's a shame&lt;br /&gt;I could be head-spun drawn&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On a couch reclined&lt;br /&gt;this pipe is still a pipe&lt;br /&gt;she said&lt;br /&gt;it's unbelievable&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;we admire you&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-8848306611551255655?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/8848306611551255655/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=8848306611551255655' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/8848306611551255655'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/8848306611551255655'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2009/05/pipe-dream-no-9.html' title='Pipe Dream No. 9'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-2434183155242011033</id><published>2009-05-08T21:38:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-14T21:04:36.795-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Birl Log on the Fire</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://artrecess.blogspot.com/2008/12/sarah-birl-philly-usa-five-poems.html"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 200px;" src="http://www.mipoesias.com/Poetry/119-1985_IMG.jpg" alt="Sarah Birl is no Frank Sauce" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We have purchased you&lt;br /&gt;this we know&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I lied&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Half truths of swallowed lives&lt;br /&gt;Bring it on&lt;br /&gt;Bring on it&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;bling&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;satisfy my heart&lt;br /&gt;eat your soul&lt;br /&gt;we shallow walking will&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;tethered desk, high stool&lt;br /&gt;drink from pools of puddles stood&lt;br /&gt;we can give you this&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;really three sang loud about cups&lt;br /&gt;filled with water like only cups could&lt;br /&gt;better than your child's lull&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;happens&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;to eat hearts and unimpressed fools&lt;br /&gt;beauty in dipthongs reign&lt;br /&gt;when we slide between our sounds&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;sounding&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;birl I would you&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-2434183155242011033?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/2434183155242011033/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=2434183155242011033' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/2434183155242011033'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/2434183155242011033'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2009/05/birl-log-on-fire.html' title='Birl Log on the Fire'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-2784154962166938830</id><published>2009-05-02T23:20:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-02T23:39:09.947-07:00</updated><title type='text'>9 Butters Left</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://travel.travelocity.com/hotel/HotelAvailability.do;jsessionid=4ED0071156EB7C1905486442E31041F9.p0758?SEQ=1241331909013432009&amp;amp;pathIndicator=HOTEL_FRONTDOOR"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 220px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3546/3434402786_98e1aee403.jpg" alt="Frank's sauce is buttered bread" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The key is a good meal&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;your mouth is a door and its lock your tongue&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;your stomach is its knob to be turned&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Our motto here: "inspire other people to do the dishes"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;or "a mind is a meal"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;enough of this: a life supreme is love&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;do you know where love resides?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;No, your gruesome groin of gash is blessed to only hint at love&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;To say it a bit differently:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He is the perfect mix to me of blues and folk and funk and feeling&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and then I found myself a mother&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;knitting stuff with afternoons of sleepy mama waiting for me&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;but then again, there's only one captain on this boat&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and on the other side untitled pride&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;until untitled lashes s t i l l morning gives us quiet time&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;another anthem for another 17 year-old girl&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;our reasons for staying&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;the book girl from anthropic boyfriends came and went through all this&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;thought I thought I could marry some&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We knew they were all kits shipped few&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I must say, “I know”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I know bread is life and wheat is stuff&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He eats a lot of fruits and vegetables&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Almost everyone eating all these foods will do fine&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and survive&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But remember I am trying to regulate the devil&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Some women who don't ovulate collapse, may be their devil and it definitely is mine&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My stomach and my needs are the devil&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When the devil leaves, we feel more blessed and amazed with lives unexpected&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;How happy we are that there is&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lovely, heavenly Our minds for our lives&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;a trade&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and gently and lovingly, a masterpiece I really have learned life loves life&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That's why I went to the fabric store tonight in search of prints to make some new spring scarves&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I just love this look and I also love toast (the catalog of bread to follow)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I get a lot emails about what I eat&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and soon we'll be off to the kindergarten valentines day party!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tonight as I lay in my misery I will be thinking a lot about that penny and just how lonely I'd be if I hadn't found it I remember, too. That was really funny.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I hope it gets warm again real soon&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I can't wait to go to the park and eat all the rabbits with fresh cut grass in their bellies&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-2784154962166938830?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/2784154962166938830/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=2784154962166938830' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/2784154962166938830'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/2784154962166938830'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2009/05/9-butters-left.html' title='9 Butters Left'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3546/3434402786_98e1aee403_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-2000603452972322614</id><published>2009-04-20T22:49:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-20T23:05:04.686-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Mother Green</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.ankhin.com/?dolls2005/green_mama"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 200px;" src="http://www.poyi.org/65/photos/09/01.JPG" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;this was all lost before&lt;br /&gt;be free mother green&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;when forms change for no reason&lt;br /&gt;for you and me there is no reason&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;reasonlessness&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;negate reason into it&lt;br /&gt;there is nothing&lt;br /&gt;here everthing&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;mean green mother mother green&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"earth friendly product," we hail you&lt;br /&gt;mountain of millions&lt;br /&gt;prometheus' barge&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Never liked a capital [p]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;dreams lie&lt;br /&gt;echoes echo&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;this is all we know&lt;br /&gt;so don't forget&lt;br /&gt;your balance&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;sweet dreams&lt;br /&gt;mother green&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;you are all we need&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;be free&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-2000603452972322614?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/2000603452972322614/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=2000603452972322614' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/2000603452972322614'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/2000603452972322614'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2009/04/mother-green.html' title='Mother Green'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-5392656225280861471</id><published>2009-02-09T21:56:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-09T22:04:12.445-08:00</updated><title type='text'>So I took a pill</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://health.usnews.com/articles/health/2008/06/13/a-pill-to-cure-alcoholism.html"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 250px; height: 250px;" src="http://www.bryanchristiedesign.com/uploadfiles/279pill_man_lores.jpg" alt="Frank Sauce doesn't do pills, but that doesn't stop other people from thinking Frank Sauce should take pills" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So I took a pill and it got caught in my nose&lt;br /&gt;This is my hospital band&lt;br /&gt;See?&lt;br /&gt;So I took a pill&lt;br /&gt;And like ten minutes later&lt;br /&gt;it got stuck up my nose&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And then I took another pill&lt;br /&gt;Called the police&lt;br /&gt;They let me go to the emergency room&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So I took another pill&lt;br /&gt;they shot water up my nose&lt;br /&gt;and . . . then . . . oh yeah&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And then I took another pill&lt;br /&gt;and then I couldn't smell&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And that's the whole story&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-5392656225280861471?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/5392656225280861471/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=5392656225280861471' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/5392656225280861471'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/5392656225280861471'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2009/02/so-i-took-pill.html' title='So I took a pill'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-322481514608811046</id><published>2009-02-06T19:40:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-06T20:14:50.527-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Something in Everything for Nothing</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&amp;amp;q=everything&amp;amp;um=1&amp;amp;ie=UTF-8&amp;amp;sa=N&amp;amp;tab=wl"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 250px; height: 202px;" src="http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/QUOMAG/M141%7EEverything-Will-Be-OK-Unknown-Posters.jpg" alt="Frank Sauce is everything for nothing and whatever between" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Everything is the concept of all that exists.&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Everything#cite_note-OED-0" wiki="" 0=""&gt;[1]&lt;/a&gt; Every entity, physical body, and abstract object is part of everything. Everything is the opposite of nothing, though an alternative view considers "nothing" a part of everything.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What do you say? Why? Questions, questions, questions, questions in one question&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You are the everthing&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;real&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;you are a real everything&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(avoid nothing or avoid everything or something in between)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;that's why Frank loves [e]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;this isn't done,&lt;br /&gt;darn it&lt;br /&gt;darn everything&lt;br /&gt;mind &amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;the gap&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;empty and full is full of nothing's everything&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-322481514608811046?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/322481514608811046/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=322481514608811046' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/322481514608811046'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/322481514608811046'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2009/02/something-in-every-everything-for.html' title='Something in Everything for Nothing'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-4853791074348604060</id><published>2009-02-03T21:55:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-03T21:56:19.393-08:00</updated><title type='text'>There you go again, Frank</title><content type='html'>I often wander in the wonderment of wandering&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-4853791074348604060?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/4853791074348604060/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=4853791074348604060' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/4853791074348604060'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/4853791074348604060'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2009/02/there-you-go-again-frank.html' title='There you go again, Frank'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-4700318533415465903</id><published>2009-02-01T09:31:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-01T09:57:37.223-08:00</updated><title type='text'>An Inaugural Poem</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&amp;address=132x4194558"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 160px;" src="http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/45388000/jpg/_45388175_obamacominguplive512.jpg" alt="Frank Sauce has Hope" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Drain the day with song&lt;br /&gt;        &lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;with apologies to Hope in the 44th Presiden&lt;/span&gt;cy&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;Each praise about repairing&lt;br /&gt;walking din, somewhere&lt;br /&gt;mark that highways will Sing the names&lt;br /&gt;dead died &lt;br /&gt;died&lt;br /&gt;who where many brick&lt;br /&gt;many day&lt;br /&gt;Names Sing someone safe; this walk&lt;br /&gt;brought&lt;br /&gt;the of the&lt;br /&gt;here,&lt;br /&gt;have words words,&lt;br /&gt;then day&lt;br /&gt;Tracks brought catching&lt;br /&gt;about speak about speaking &lt;br /&gt;Wooden smooth,&lt;br /&gt;oil cello,&lt;br /&gt;for spiny whispered,&lt;br /&gt;who train the raised here&lt;br /&gt;Would who the tracks raised &lt;br /&gt;picked cotton&lt;br /&gt;lettuce,&lt;br /&gt;built place, picked brick&lt;br /&gt;plain, &lt;br /&gt;For business, catching eyes,&lt;br /&gt;darning "Take and we&lt;br /&gt;glittering uniform, harmonica would" &lt;br /&gt;Pencils cannot others declaim;&lt;br /&gt;music pair teachers consider&lt;br /&gt;laid dead&lt;br /&gt;laid train, the roads changing&lt;br /&gt;Someone about&lt;br /&gt;noise thorn on&lt;br /&gt;that, bridges into of bridges,&lt;br /&gt;edifices other or&lt;br /&gt;which the that&lt;br /&gt;that the&lt;br /&gt;they need&lt;br /&gt;or to spoons&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;song for the day.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Day we go about our past&lt;br /&gt;each other, catching each others' not,&lt;br /&gt;or all us is and bramble, and each&lt;br /&gt;one of our ancestors on our tongues&lt;br /&gt;is stitching up a hem, a hole in a&lt;br /&gt;patching,&lt;br /&gt;a tire,&lt;br /&gt;the things in need of repair.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Someone is trying to make with A,&lt;br /&gt;of a drum with boom,&lt;br /&gt;voice.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A woman and her son wait&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The bus, a farmer, and&lt;br /&gt;the sky say, "Out your&lt;br /&gt;Begin" at the same time&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We encounter each in&lt;br /&gt;or words to consider a reconsider.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We cross dirt and of who said, "I, to see what, on the other side; I know there's&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A&lt;br /&gt;we to find need,&lt;br /&gt;are We?&lt;br /&gt;We yet see&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Say it plain, for us and the &lt;br /&gt;by the then keep clean and work inside of&lt;br /&gt;better something down the road."&lt;br /&gt;Say it have this&lt;br /&gt;the who us&lt;br /&gt;the the&lt;br /&gt;and the&lt;br /&gt;by the&lt;br /&gt;they then&lt;br /&gt;keep clean and work inside of&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;All us is noise&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-4700318533415465903?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/4700318533415465903/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=4700318533415465903' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/4700318533415465903'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/4700318533415465903'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2009/02/inaugural-poem.html' title='An Inaugural Poem'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-6979114744242388610</id><published>2009-01-12T22:57:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-12T23:11:07.541-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Put her cherry on fire</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.cnr.vt.edu/dendro/LandownerFactsheets/detail.cfm?Genus=Prunus&amp;Species=pensylvanica"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 250px; height: 200px;" src="http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb234/frostedglassfan/MyHeartsonFireCherryPie-ValentinesD.jpg" alt="Heart's on Fire Cherry Pie" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She's got a fire cherry in her belly&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I've got one between my teeth&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The fire cherry is the next fruit in the tree of knowledge&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Quince, Apple&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fire Cherry&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I killed and ate all the birds in the fields with Fire Cherry seeds in their stomachs and made bird soup&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now I don't know what to do&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-6979114744242388610?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/6979114744242388610/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=6979114744242388610' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/6979114744242388610'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/6979114744242388610'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2009/01/put-her-cherry-on-fire.html' title='Put her cherry on fire'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-1049947964715356398</id><published>2009-01-09T20:03:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-09T20:11:28.164-08:00</updated><title type='text'>120 was good for a long time</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.findyourwaycoaching.com/"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 250px; height: 333px;" src="http://ichrevolutionierediewelt.de/content/2008/09/hanse.jpg" alt="Frank Sauce found your way to become a saucier" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We dragged ourselves up with you in our arms; your feet tendrils, your eyes masked in the pattern of glass. We broke you. You broke us.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your child will only know the other father and our days will move with arms and hands. Where are you now? When will we know?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The only second.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The fourth acting like it's third.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There's a period of ending and a space between before the next starts.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your punctuation moved us.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This must end.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-1049947964715356398?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/1049947964715356398/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=1049947964715356398' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/1049947964715356398'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/1049947964715356398'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2009/01/120-was-good-for-long-time.html' title='120 was good for a long time'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-8579715726932928331</id><published>2008-10-05T18:53:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-05T19:00:15.439-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Trading Noses</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.articlesbase.com/non-fiction-articles/considering-cosmetic-changes-of-your-nose-learn-about-different-types-of-rhynoplasty-202132.html"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 250px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="Frank's Sauce is all about noses and roses and such." src="http://www.crossingwallstreet.com/Trading-Places--C10045389.jpeg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“Have you traded in your nose for nothing?” He asked Him&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;He didn't know what to say so He said something that didn't make any sense and we really shouldn't worry about it too much.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;We can tell you this, though. It was Friday. Afterward, the days and details will mean nothing, too.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;He was righteous. Him was feeble. Alright, He said,”With whom should we know this singular pleasure,” even though He didn't look pleased by what Him said.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;We should all be happy now, but we aren't. Don't cast your you on us. We're trying to be happy, even though being, to some, means nothing. “What does &lt;i&gt;being&lt;/i&gt; mean?” you might ask. And with no reply, you've got your answer.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;“Take out every thing and you've got your answer,” we might add.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;“What needs to be added?” He ask Him as they sat.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Him then follows, “If something needs to be added, then what should we take away? It should remain empty, don't you agree?”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;“But I want it to be full. Full for all the noses of the world. They smell, that's what noses do, like you. You know?” He again, a little more excited.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;We want. That's what we do.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Him and He cross and fold their hands into their laps. They look at each other. He smiles. Him smiles as wide.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;“This is lovely,” He says. “That is lovelier,” Him says, pointing. “Lovely,” they add together. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;“What is that?” He asks. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-8579715726932928331?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/8579715726932928331/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=8579715726932928331' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/8579715726932928331'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/8579715726932928331'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2008/10/trading-noses.html' title='Trading Noses'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-5361958402964813410</id><published>2008-06-11T22:39:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-06-11T22:49:00.486-07:00</updated><title type='text'>I know we want you</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.gadling.com/2008/03/17/southwest-airlines-deprives-me-of-peanuts-saves-lives/"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 270px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="Frank's sauce is pure foam and metal" src="http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2008/03/Office%20Vermin.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;you want to know you&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;you know you want to&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;you to know want you&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;want you know to you&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;know you to you want&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;you to you want know&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;know you to want you&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;I give up on variations&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;I'm from Oregon&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;you know those people who drag a shopping cart behind them around town collecting bottles?I got nothing but respect for them, 'cause that's a hard-ass job&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;We are peanuts and gossip&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-5361958402964813410?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/5361958402964813410/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=5361958402964813410' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/5361958402964813410'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/5361958402964813410'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2008/06/i-know-we-want-you.html' title='I know we want you'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-7696059299788084045</id><published>2008-06-03T22:29:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-06-03T22:37:37.453-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Dolls of Death deal drafts in fragments</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://mensa-barbie.blogspot.com/"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 300px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="Frank's sauce is baffled by the forgotten death of dolls" src="http://mensa-barbie.com/bloggerimages/MBmarilyn_knowingly_left_t%20copy" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;When she comes, she's more aware of tastes When is there, to make us sorry for this? We saved an elegant black uniform, without gorging on the stone road The timber swerved dangerously there; it baffled means of death I had neither the relations for labor that were made of him, him from all, nor the sides of bystanders, their musical notes Do you strike in the midst of standard adorned with pure gold? We pour oil on roaring flames Not many of those die even as he did by vodka When the rakes hear this, they too will weep and wail with heavy hearts! And delight objects of my desire It is for this reason that plenums plume; we're in spectacular blue and our sickness stays "Why not ask for it?" she asks after we're done&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-7696059299788084045?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/7696059299788084045/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=7696059299788084045' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/7696059299788084045'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/7696059299788084045'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2008/06/dolls-of-death-deal-drafts-in-fragments.html' title='Dolls of Death deal drafts in fragments'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-6560811362998490375</id><published>2008-05-27T22:38:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-05-27T22:48:57.808-07:00</updated><title type='text'>He belongs</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://stuffgodhates.wordpress.com/"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 250px;" src="http://www.daleprince.com/uploaded_images/buck05.jpg" border="0" alt="God hates Frank's Sauce" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;a choosers can't be a loser,&lt;br /&gt;but they can be a beggar&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We're all beggars, you know&lt;br /&gt;for the will to breathe&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A life of show and tell&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He hated himself from time to time; the wash would sit there and he would sit here in the library We are in the library now  The study&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"I would rather draw together a group of apparently disparate ideas/images/memories and let their association speak for itself."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.robmclennan.blogspot.com/"&gt;Stephanie Bolster&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;make it three one thing&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There are games between the words in the books on the shelves  The books on the floor and around the desk contain the fewest games  He is a game himself and he doesn't like games  They remind him of his brother&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-6560811362998490375?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/6560811362998490375/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=6560811362998490375' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/6560811362998490375'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/6560811362998490375'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2008/05/he-belongs.html' title='He belongs'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-7430445719542684010</id><published>2008-04-10T10:17:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-10T10:24:08.405-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Set Your Wife on Fire!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.psychoforlove.com/almost-sets-wife-on-fire-and-she-wants-him-back/"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 270px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="Frank's passion is his wife and their fire" src="http://ticklebooth.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/humanhourglass.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;em&gt;for Dan and Lorca-a little ditty inspired by spam &lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;From: Christopher Moon&lt;br /&gt;To: Royal McMillan&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dear Mr. McMillan:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Are you tuckered out from your male incompetence?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Change it immediately!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Improve the dimension of your love today!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Are you a little bit neurotic?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So was one Frederique Bartha, who at one time in his life was responsible for the Spanish Jews during La revolución social española de 1936. He thought he should act within the societies where they lived. He was Spanish-French, a hyperbolic genetic and cultural combination, one that would have even upset Aristotle if he were alive and knew the French and the Spanish as well as Señor/Monsieur Bartha.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Perhaps it was Mr. Bartha who didn't understand himself well, only preferred to believe he understood the French, the Spanish and himself better than anyone else for he would argue with anyone about it until he had ground them down to a find pile of human debris and they excepted his unique expertise. Or he would shoot them. Frederique was a violent anarchist who posed as a Nationalist.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your Set on Fire-Wife,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Christopher Moon&lt;br /&gt;(FS's alter-ego, ego-altered to fit the frame of this post, ya know?)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-7430445719542684010?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/7430445719542684010/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=7430445719542684010' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/7430445719542684010'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/7430445719542684010'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2008/04/set-your-wife-on-fire.html' title='Set Your Wife on Fire!'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-3762683587982543364</id><published>2008-03-15T23:27:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-03-15T23:34:10.767-07:00</updated><title type='text'>A Sublistist Manifesto</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://shopping.yahoo.com/search;_ylc=X3oDMTIzOTVxaTRxBF9TAzc4NDcxNzI0MARfcwMxNDQ4OTExNQRwcnRucl9pZAMyMTE4MTE4BHNlYwNhZmZpbGlhdGUEc2xrA2xhbmRpbmc-?rd=1&amp;amp;p=Ezra%20Poun"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 250px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="Frank Sauce is not a Sublistist and is a Sublistist" src="http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/systems/ship/images/ssn-756-sub-mail.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;1) There is no "we," "I," and/or "you" in a Sublistist movement.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;2) In fact, a Sublistist is neither a movement nor a non-movement.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;3a) A Sublistist is not still and is not moving.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;3b) A Sublistist is neither loud nor silent.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;4) A Sublistist does not speak and does not remain speechless.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;5) A Sublisist is not an artist or a mob.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;6) A Sublistist is not a list and is not listless.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;7) A Sublistist exists and is existenceless.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;8) A Sublistist can neither be a Sublistist nor not be a Sublistist.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;9) A Sublistist expresses a selfless self of a selfish self in a society.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-3762683587982543364?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/3762683587982543364/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=3762683587982543364' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/3762683587982543364'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/3762683587982543364'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2008/03/sublistist-manifesto.html' title='A Sublistist Manifesto'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-8675008799754398713</id><published>2008-03-09T00:42:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-03-09T12:03:04.374-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The Bourbon Machine</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.earthcam.com/usa/louisiana/neworleans/bourbonstreet/"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="Frank Sauce Never Lived On Bourbon Street" src="http://www.galacticvoyager.com/mod/robbie/rrobot.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There's a knowledge of more&lt;br /&gt;in the birth of bourbon inside a man&lt;br /&gt;who has his hand around a bottle, the bottom of tomorrow&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There is nothing but birthing in the Bourbon Machine&lt;br /&gt;except the death of morning and all it can bring to a man last drunk&lt;br /&gt;on memories of could-have-&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;beens&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;if it weren't for the Machine of Bourbon inside him&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There is mystery in whiskey,&lt;br /&gt;this night steeped in the distilled mash of days behind us&lt;br /&gt;moments stacked in a lush mind&lt;br /&gt;for one last smile that may be as empty&lt;br /&gt;as a kiss from a booze-hound's lips&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;All the beauty of now that comes with the forgetfulness of bourbon&lt;br /&gt;I stare down the bar at all the beasts and cuckolds&lt;br /&gt;with their hands wrapped around an almost empty glass&lt;br /&gt;their eyes &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1"&gt;droopy&lt;/span&gt; drunk on beer and wells&lt;br /&gt;half smiles on their faces because they cannot remember&lt;br /&gt;yesterday, and even if they do, it doesn't matter anymore &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-8675008799754398713?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/8675008799754398713/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=8675008799754398713' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/8675008799754398713'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/8675008799754398713'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2008/03/bourbon-machine.html' title='The Bourbon Machine'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-614635988758745568</id><published>2008-02-09T00:39:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-02-09T01:10:07.642-08:00</updated><title type='text'>As Long As The Battery Lasts</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.lbl.gov/Science-Articles/Archive/sabl/2007/Oct/batteries.html"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200;" src="http://img396.imageshack.us/img396/2316/homerbeerkegkw6.gif" border="0" alt="Frank's sauce is bourbon, not beer!" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There's two of you and one of me. Not that it matters, really. There's always a thought that perhaps there are seven of you and two of me. That's how it should be.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Enough of [e]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I had a [d], but it was a bit dilapidated and I told it to shave and it moved away wearing a double breasted suit, a white shirt and a red silk tie. I can't remeber what color the suit was. It's difficult to remember fabrics and their texture when you're so concerned about their smile.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He had a toothy grin, which scared me. His teeth looked like a carpet, albeit a white carpet, but still a carpet.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I don't know why, but I like the word carpet, as if it could be a car pit.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh, geez. This is bad.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It's worse than TV. Maybe that's a good thing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What if there was a god?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What if there was more than one god?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Would they have a fist fight to see who's a badder-ass god?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'd put my money on the god who had a bigger battery.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The battery's not dead, but Frank Sauce is.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ciao from now.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Amen&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-614635988758745568?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/614635988758745568/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=614635988758745568' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/614635988758745568'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/614635988758745568'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2008/02/as-long-as-battery-lasts.html' title='As Long As The Battery Lasts'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-7607171285925323850</id><published>2008-02-03T23:20:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-06-11T21:13:32.170-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Maggot Tree Brain Dead</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/sarahmorgan/maggot-therapy-d8"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 220px;" src="http://www.stomptokyo.com/badmoviereport/graphics/askmaggot.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ask a tree who are we and the tree will say nothing&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ask a maggot and it just squirms&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ask me, and I'll say we're full of it&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;but that's not a maggot's bag&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.treehugger.com/"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 235px;" src="http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/6529/deadtreecx3.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That's why we have dead trees&lt;br /&gt;to remind us of a maggot's life&lt;br /&gt;in memory&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-7607171285925323850?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/7607171285925323850/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=7607171285925323850' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/7607171285925323850'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/7607171285925323850'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2008/02/maggot-tree-brain-dead.html' title='Maggot Tree Brain Dead'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-3141706390112779698</id><published>2008-01-27T21:27:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-27T21:48:35.836-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Frank's Savoir Faire Sauce</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.yeproc.com/index.php"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 250px;" src="http://common-sense.blogspot.com/KSM.jpg" border="0" alt="This picture does not depict Frank Sauce, who possesses Savoir-Faire. Just ask Nick Nolte. He'll tell you all about Frank's sauce!" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I travelled to the Savoir Faire and it meant nothing.&lt;br /&gt;Now I'm here doing everything.&lt;br /&gt;These bestial moments must signify something.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Then we ate country gravy over Belgische frieten&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Alles is goed.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-3141706390112779698?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/3141706390112779698/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=3141706390112779698' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/3141706390112779698'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/3141706390112779698'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2008/01/franks-savoir-faire-sauce.html' title='Frank&apos;s Savoir Faire Sauce'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-2472555517389464620</id><published>2008-01-12T23:32:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-13T17:20:02.698-08:00</updated><title type='text'>A Stopping and A Starting</title><content type='html'>I went looking on the internet for someone who chopped up a bit of Genesis and wrote, "In the beginning is the Word and the Word is God and God is the Word."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There wasn't anything interesting to be found in a few short minutes, so I came back here.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is a beginning and below this is an ending, even though this Courtship continues.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oddly, as I think about this beginning and that ending, I figured out that above this is a beginning, too. It's a painting that Anna Todaro did for me about six months ago. It sits behind me on a wall as I type at a table, all hunched over like I'm not supposed to be, even though I really like to type this way and work this way. Back to Anna, then. She's does a lot of different things and has a lot going on. I commisioned the painting above with only fragments (The title was "A Courtship of Memories, Like Dreams" and it's ratio was to be 1:3). I didn't give her a palette or anything else really. It's a wonderful painting that fits perfectly along the long wall of our living room. That is one part of the beginning. The new art work for this Courtship.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The other beginning is an ending.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;All the text that is below and is in the archives to the right will be put into book form in the coming months. While I can't really say when it will be released, I can say this:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This work is where I come when no other work is happening. That is, I post a little ditty when it doesn't fit into the other projects. It is dross in the sense that it's extra and has no place after I've written it. However, "The House of Moments" sections have turned into something on their own, so you probably won't see much of them in the next two years here.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I like time as a form. To have a chronology is really the easiest form to fit into.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This isn't a work of or about time, but time is inescapable in life and in this form.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As I wrote just a few minutes ago, the first two years of this "A Courtship of Memories, Like Dreams" will become a book. It's form will be different than hear, here.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;After the next two years, it will become a book again.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So this is a beginning that will soon disappear and become a middle again.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I like it in the middle.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thank you for reading this Courtship,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Frank Sauce&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-2472555517389464620?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/2472555517389464620/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=2472555517389464620' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/2472555517389464620'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/2472555517389464620'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2008/01/stopping-and-starting.html' title='A Stopping and A Starting'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-5427142978907423468</id><published>2007-12-13T22:28:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-12T15:20:51.011-08:00</updated><title type='text'>TV and Poetry to Shop By 2007</title><content type='html'>He was with a Santa Suite. It was a magical suite of a magesterial nightmare&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It's not all narrative; it's not all A to Z  Even things narrative are not Z to A&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Some things are TV  It's an acronym noun right?  What is TV? This is what we should ask ourselves&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You could go TV&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We TV&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"The real world is not the world of academia"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In other words:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Annual Poetry To Shop By 2007&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Some of you froze your ass and other extremities to the bone to bring poetry to the shopping masses the year before last. Last year wasn't so cold, but just as beautiful. We were visited by a squid and some out-of-towners. Hopefully, this year will be more warm in this splendiferous affair with the truest form of poetry, Street Poetry, for the soon-to-be-poor, huddled masses looking for the perfect gift for their loved one(s). Let us give them respite from their plight with ours and others' poetry.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;All hail to the wondrous warmth that a few poetic (and loud) words can give to passerby's and those who stop long enough to listen.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Bring your poetry, yourself and your friends to this, the most cherished and despised of seasons: the shop-'til-you-drop-more-money-then-you've-got season: The Holiday Season.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Let us celebrate!&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;High Noon (12pm)&lt;br /&gt;Saturday, December 22nd&lt;br /&gt;Portland, Oregon&lt;br /&gt;In front of the Pioneer Courthouse, across from&lt;br /&gt;Pioneer Courthouse Square on 6th Ave.&lt;br /&gt;Hosted by Frank Sauce&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-5427142978907423468?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/5427142978907423468/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=5427142978907423468' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/5427142978907423468'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/5427142978907423468'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2007/12/tv-and-poetry-to-shop-by-2007.html' title='TV and Poetry to Shop By 2007'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-745499271871087288</id><published>2007-11-15T23:06:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-11-15T23:21:43.675-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Frank Sauce, his mother and his Finger</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHbStWgKw-A"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 240px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="Frank Sauce says, " src="http://www.photogrowth.com/images/blog/2007/1019_Robert_E_Jackson.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;One finger is all I know well&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;One finger&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;It's my personal finger&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;I feel it all the time&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;It's my favorite finger, even though I have 7 more&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;and two thumbs&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;My thumbs are nice, &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;especially if I'm holding my wife&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;or holding a fork&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;I like to feel an edge with my thumbs&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;My pinkie seems useless, but I know what it does&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;with a glass of bourbon and I kinda like it&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;my pinkie believes I have no affection for it, even though I do&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;But this one finger, I always know what it does&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;It's a relentless finger&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;It's in all the family pictures&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-745499271871087288?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/745499271871087288/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=745499271871087288' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/745499271871087288'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/745499271871087288'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2007/11/frank-and-his-finger.html' title='Frank Sauce, his mother and his Finger'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-89535942599192980</id><published>2007-11-06T22:17:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-11-06T22:51:56.600-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Stitch Your Door</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.radicalmiddle.com/manual.htm"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 260px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://charlesandmarie.com/typo3temp/pics/fc2e34877d.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The stitch you stretch becomes you&lt;br /&gt;you are not you when you hear this&lt;br /&gt;you are between we and me,&lt;br /&gt;to share this stretched stitch&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fuck it&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Where were you when we were here?&lt;br /&gt;They are all there still&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I did it all alone, threw&lt;br /&gt;the refrigerator out the door with&lt;br /&gt;a crash, scared the neighbors they later told me&lt;br /&gt;through the doorway that now lets winter in&lt;br /&gt;"What use is a refrigerator when it's 35 degrees&lt;br /&gt;inside for days?" I asked them&lt;br /&gt;They all nodded with my misuse of reason&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We should freeze to stop the flow of you&lt;br /&gt;and me&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;They are all here now and we eat you for dinner&lt;br /&gt;and I dessert on earlobes for the first time&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-89535942599192980?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/89535942599192980/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=89535942599192980' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/89535942599192980'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/89535942599192980'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2007/11/stitch-your-door.html' title='Stitch Your Door'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-4366057954138291295</id><published>2007-10-19T16:10:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-10-19T16:12:01.405-07:00</updated><title type='text'>This is my secret. This is my new life.</title><content type='html'>Dear Frank Sauce,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is my secret. This is my new life.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I paint dogs. I paint oceans.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Even after you became a wave and I painted all those cows, I hope you're well.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Much love,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.purebrededitions.com/bio.htm"&gt;Lorena Pugh&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hello Frank,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is my secret. This is my new life.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I paint dogs. I paint oceans.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Even after you became a wave and I painted all those cows, I hope you're well.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Much love,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.purebrededitions.com/bio.htm"&gt;Lorena Pugh&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-4366057954138291295?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/4366057954138291295/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=4366057954138291295' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/4366057954138291295'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/4366057954138291295'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2007/10/this-is-my-secret-this-is-my-new-life.html' title='This is my secret. This is my new life.'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-2718619835209121444</id><published>2007-10-16T23:06:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-01-12T15:34:05.427-08:00</updated><title type='text'>The Poetics of Criticism</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m2220/is_4_43/ai_90251847"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px;" src="http://beinart.org/modules/Word-Press/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/alex-grey-albert-hofmann.jpg" border="0" alt="Frank's Sauced in the pandemonium of criticism's poetics" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I was supposed to be asleep, but then I knew I should be at work. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So I work. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There were flies and all their babies were inside me while I was at work. I was typing on a type writer and the letters were being sent into a machine that I couldn't see and I'm pretty sure the machine couldn't see me. My co-worker was cheating, but I didn't know her and she eventually turned into a him as I kept typing. I had a deadline. Everytime I hit a key the machine gulped in another room, but there were no other rooms. We were in a cloud that was floating through the sky. We were in a cube of glass, my co-worker and I. The boss came in and the machine was still gulping and I was still typing, but  didn't know what exactly I was typing, but I could feel the characters turn into words inside the machine. It knew each word, it wasn't machining 0's and 1's. The boss stared over my shoulder at my fingers hitting the keys and he started to smile, or I felt him smiling, even though I stared at the window at the ants who crawled down the cube and fell off into the blue sky. There was no gravity so they floated past us. The cube would sometimes squash the ants and I could feel their deaths as their exosketleton seemed to implode. The boss was still looking at my fingers and out of the corner of my eye I could see that my co-worker was changing again into woman, a masculine woman and I was turning into a feminine man and the boss kept smiling as we raced through clouds inside a glass cube within another cloud.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The flies began to swarm around the boss's head and I typed and watch the ants and thought about sleeping and how it has been so long since I slept. I wasn't tired, because the boss was there smiling with a thousand flies around his head and my co-worker turned into a man again. He stood there and stared at the boss like the boss was naked and attractive. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I type more characters into the machine and it gulps and creates more words. The boss stops smiling and starts to laugh. My co-worker laughs, too. I begin to smile.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I have been doing this job for a long time. The flies' babies are still inside me.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-2718619835209121444?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/2718619835209121444/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=2718619835209121444' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/2718619835209121444'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/2718619835209121444'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2007/10/poetics-of-criticism.html' title='The Poetics of Criticism'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-6540442880553305139</id><published>2007-10-03T21:52:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-10-03T21:59:39.246-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Boxwood Blues</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.bluwood.com/"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 250px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="Frank's sauced on the drugstore blues" src="http://www.cardinalproproducts.com/images/Drugstore_Beetle.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I eat bugs: box beetle bugs. I have a lot of boxes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Most of the boxes are filled with books. I collect books. I seldom have the courage to read them. Since I feel guilty for not reading them, I go out and buy more books. I'm also a collector of authors. I keep lists of all the authors, their bibiliographies and their books I own and their books that I don't own, each in their own column. That is, one column for authors, one column for their books I have in boxes and one column of their other books that I need to have in boxes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yes, the box beetle that I live on lives in the boxes and books. The knowledge that the books I've bought and the boxes I've borrowed, which hold the books and are home to the beetles I eat, gives me the blues.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;~end~&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-6540442880553305139?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/6540442880553305139/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=6540442880553305139' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/6540442880553305139'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/6540442880553305139'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2007/10/boxwood-blues.html' title='Boxwood Blues'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-5137233391755421053</id><published>2007-09-12T17:26:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-09-12T17:34:14.556-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Rate your Pin-Up</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://modelmayhem.com/member.php?id=111329"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px;" src="http://www.yodaslair.com/dumboozle/sally/images/sr-pinup.jpg" border="0" alt="Frank's sauce for Pin-Ups" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What a time, a bit of time, we have when we see the time we had&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There something long and loose about this day, the import, the pinto, an aftermath of years, a memory of a moment we all share.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is not about that.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is ratings, as though jocund jokes could dream, so do we toward an anything of desire, want and need&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pin-up or prince, kids or a boat? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;These are the ratings of tragedy and contentment&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-5137233391755421053?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/5137233391755421053/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=5137233391755421053' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/5137233391755421053'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/5137233391755421053'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2007/09/rate-your-pin-up.html' title='Rate your Pin-Up'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-6723090100794004570</id><published>2007-08-30T11:09:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-08-30T11:26:30.961-07:00</updated><title type='text'>A Civil Toilet and Frank Sauce's Crotch</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.wpr.org/news/toilpaper1963.cfm"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 260px;" src="http://iraq.billhobbs.com/archives/Toilet.JPG" border="0" alt="A toilet in Iraq that's different then our toilets here" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Baronesses always whiz-giggle me and even fellows do in the civil toilet!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well, now I giggle at them, because I took Megonadsrock&lt;br /&gt;for 6 months and now my dick is more immensely bigger than civil.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Civil dick?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Civil war in your crotch?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Self-same song and another red-eyed dawn with a new sun.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We're stuck with the same sun here; it's impossible to change that fact, the sun will burn us to oblivion eons before it dies&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is half-n-half.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Frank's sauce for this is gone.&lt;br /&gt;"This is my weapon, this is my gun.  This one's for killing, the other's for fun"&lt;br /&gt;Another little section of this poem done.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-6723090100794004570?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/6723090100794004570/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=6723090100794004570' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/6723090100794004570'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/6723090100794004570'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2007/08/civil-toilet-and-frank-sauces-crotch.html' title='A Civil Toilet and Frank Sauce&apos;s Crotch'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-6529381779618034260</id><published>2007-08-20T17:33:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-08-20T17:38:10.621-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Instant Fiction</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.amazon.com/Fiction-First-Aid-Instant-Remedies/dp/1582970505"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 280px;" src="http://technabob.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/instant_noodle_perfector.jpg" border="0" alt="Frank's Sauce on the Problems of Fiction" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Meta body turned trip lipped plank, when we forgo the frigid air in the drip of a Portland summer&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;this instant fiction kiss&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You wrote, "two swords were better than one . . ." and I didn't understand&lt;br /&gt;Now I understand what you meant but didn't actually write; only for a moment and now it's all non-sense again because there is no context to the phrase you wrote&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We all dream.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I haven't brushed my teeth since last night and everytime I breathe it feels like a few forgotten dreams and a several cups of coffee go in and out of my mouth with each breath&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We had you, but you left us&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now, someone else has you&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I swear&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The gumball drops and we're mad at each other again because only one of us gets the prize that's inside&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-6529381779618034260?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/6529381779618034260/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=6529381779618034260' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/6529381779618034260'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/6529381779618034260'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2007/08/instant-fiction.html' title='Instant Fiction'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-9034481798385299830</id><published>2007-08-10T16:13:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-08-10T16:22:43.617-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Peace Home: War Abroad</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.iraqinfragments.com"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 450&lt;br /&gt;px;" src="http://www.iraqinfragments.com/synopsis/images/preprod.jpg" border="0" alt="Books of People in War-Torn Bagdad" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In this time of love for the peach and the dove that creep behind the peace of our days and the war for oil and vengeance, we still feed our children and breed a proper prosperity to stifle starvation that emulsifies our will to change.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;War for food is justifiable.  &lt;br /&gt;War for peace is preposterous.  &lt;br /&gt;War for soldiers is inevitable.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Who will write "The Art of Peace" and who will own it?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-9034481798385299830?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/9034481798385299830/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=9034481798385299830' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/9034481798385299830'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/9034481798385299830'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2007/08/peace-home-war-abroad.html' title='Peace Home: War Abroad'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-8823930858847428359</id><published>2007-08-06T15:14:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-08-06T15:22:36.381-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Further is Farther then Too Far</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.lucidity.com/NL53.ResearchPastFuture.html"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px;" src="http://mywebpages.comcast.net/danheisman/images/moonset2_med.jpg" border="0" alt="Further than the Farthest" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This weekend, I went further than too far.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On a gravel road in Bumb-Fuck-Oregon in the coastal range on the edge of The Burn there was a sign.  The white sign read, "you've gone too far!" in bold-red letters.  I ran over the sign with my right front wheel and veered back onto the road.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Then I drove further.  I tried to drive off the map that was in my lap, but wasn't successful, so I drove home in the dark, drinking whiskey that I found at an abandon campsite.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That was my Friday night as far as I can remember.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-8823930858847428359?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/8823930858847428359/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=8823930858847428359' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/8823930858847428359'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/8823930858847428359'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2007/08/further-is-farther-then-too-far.html' title='Further is Farther then Too Far'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-2284870731337675125</id><published>2007-07-19T22:15:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-08-31T09:11:53.428-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Scant Phrase, Full Line</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/06/01/police_eye/"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 250px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="When the robots line up, Frank's sauce gets hot!" src="http://andertoons.typepad.com/cartoon_blog/LineUp.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You cannot escape it&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Can&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Knot&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"If it never is dragged in, it can never escape," she wrote about her writing, which she often called her manifesto: &lt;u&gt;The Life and Death of Draggedinism&lt;/u&gt;. I thought her writing was masculine and I told her that once. She called me a fag. It was the 5001st time I'd been called a fag in my life. Because of her I stopped counting and have only given those who've followed a knowing-feminine-smile that I stole from my mother.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It would be nice to sit down and count all the things I stole from my mother. This is a task I would like to give to each person in the world, if given the chance.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I wouldn't trust that type of person that gives tasks to the world, even if it was myself.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Just thought of this: the best manipulator of a person is the person's self. What if you could smell the self, not the body of the self, but if you could always smell your abstract self when you were all there, a full self, all there at one particular moment.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;No, no. I do not feel this way tonight.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Frank Sauce is out getting sauced.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am here with the possiblity of you, dear reader.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When faced with a line of robots, would you trust them?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That's what we're really looking for here. That's the truest expression of the self.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The self is best expressed by asking the question: "when faced with a line of robots, would you trust them?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I trust a good robot. But I don't meet that many robots, none that I'm aware of.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I like language when it's recent.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;row boat sunk&lt;br /&gt;sunk row boat&lt;br /&gt;boat row sunk&lt;br /&gt;boat sunk row&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;row sunk boat&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;that's all&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-2284870731337675125?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/2284870731337675125/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=2284870731337675125' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/2284870731337675125'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/2284870731337675125'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2007/07/scant-phrase-full-line.html' title='Scant Phrase, Full Line'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-8338078866994348333</id><published>2007-07-17T23:26:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-07-17T23:44:32.552-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Too Easy Form</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.kidshealth.org/teen/drug_alcohol/drugs/know_about_drugs.html"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="Frank Sauce was a teenager once" src="http://www.darienhighclassof87.com/uploaded_images/070124-Planet-Graduation-712384.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I was a teenage microwave; I ate everything by 17&lt;br /&gt;I was a teenage middlefinger; I told everyone to fuck-off&lt;br /&gt;I was a teenage mystic; I ate too much acid by 16&lt;br /&gt;I am a teenage sidewalk; high heels still hurt me&lt;br /&gt;I was a teenage tabletop; wet glasses gave me water rings&lt;br /&gt;I was a teenage door; open me and you could walk in&lt;br /&gt;I was a teenage posthole; I seldom was deep and was filled with rain&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-8338078866994348333?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/8338078866994348333/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=8338078866994348333' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/8338078866994348333'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/8338078866994348333'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2007/07/too-easy-form.html' title='Too Easy Form'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-364303199795966839</id><published>2007-06-25T13:26:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-07-17T23:49:41.315-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Spy Eye-Huts of Age</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://ronsilliman.blogspot.com"&gt;  &lt;img style="DISPLAY" WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand; img alt="Blowfly, the original dirty rapper! And I just started Ron Silliman's 'Age of Huts (compleat)'" src="http://www.knights-maumau.com/bphotos/blowfly.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I spy a blowfly in his own sky without an eye&lt;br /&gt;It is I, he tries we, all for an edgeless boundary&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He writes&lt;br /&gt;something about realism is swamp-age, not gas-age&lt;br /&gt;All this and the whole time, I've got a stinky case of gas&lt;br /&gt;that no Beano(TM) could cure&lt;br /&gt;an aftermath of a pure pork protein source&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-364303199795966839?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/364303199795966839/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=364303199795966839' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/364303199795966839'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/364303199795966839'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2007/06/blog-post.html' title='Spy Eye-Huts of Age'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-7257458091987831031</id><published>2007-06-14T13:30:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-06-14T13:36:44.400-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Too Good for Oily Gas?</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://rhymeswithright.mu.nu/"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: center; cursor: pointer; width: 200px;" src="http://rhymeswithright.mu.nu/images/hugemanatee.jpg" alt="Diet Right Gas at Night" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Side effects:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Anal leakage,&lt;br /&gt;loose and frequent stools&lt;br /&gt;that may&lt;br /&gt;be hard to control,&lt;br /&gt;and gas&lt;br /&gt;with an oily&lt;br /&gt;discharge&lt;br /&gt;are just some of the effects&lt;br /&gt;you may feel."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;thanks to &lt;a href="http://zoe-trope.livejournal.com/"&gt;Zoe Trope &lt;/a&gt; for this (whose blog I wanted to be about writing and, more specifically, about her writing, but it never is.  Freakin' Bloggers!  They're worse then poets.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;All this because there's a new-ish drug available over the counter that stops your body's ability to absorb fat.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We here at Frank Sauce recommend Schedule 1 narcotics rather then some drug called Xenical.&lt;br /&gt;If you play your cards right, you won't have to eat or shit for weeks at a time.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"The chance of a lifetime," we say. "Let go of the window, but don't jump, just feel the near-death rush."&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-7257458091987831031?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/7257458091987831031/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=7257458091987831031' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/7257458091987831031'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/7257458091987831031'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2007/06/too-good-for-oily-gas.html' title='Too Good for Oily Gas?'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-4553919945526562835</id><published>2007-06-13T12:55:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-06-13T13:15:02.863-07:00</updated><title type='text'>War Chore</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.stuff.co.nz/southlandtimes/4053885a16896.html"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 250px;" src="http://tripcart.typepad.com/tripcart_the_blog/images/sunrise_cave_point_by_james_jordan_at_fl.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Our war cores apples on a sun-dappled lake to trim an inestimable gap for a sapling's coming of age into a tree for a day and a half until I cut it down with an ax to put up our tent in the perfect place along the lake shore below the mossed branches of an old oak for my love and I to share our doubts on a hope for humanity&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The next day we hike to an alpine lake to gather ourselves around wind-whipped shrubbery and red lichen on the rocks&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The day after we will go back down to the valleys and rivers wrapped in roads and houses&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-4553919945526562835?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/4553919945526562835/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=4553919945526562835' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/4553919945526562835'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/4553919945526562835'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2007/06/war-chore.html' title='War Chore'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-1224465314614962528</id><published>2007-06-12T13:45:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-06-12T23:26:43.435-07:00</updated><title type='text'>What William H. Gass, Mike Daily and Tao Lin have in common</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://3quarksdaily.blogs.com/"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 150px; CURSOR: pointer; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3quarksdaily.blogs.com/3quarksdaily/images/interview_gass.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dear reader,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I went to Powell's to get Tao Lin's &lt;a href="http://eeeee-eee-eeee-bed.blogspot.com/"&gt;"Eeeee Eee Eeee."&lt;/a&gt; Got it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Picked up Gass' &lt;a href="http://www.powells.com/review/2002_06_22.html"&gt;"Tests of Time"&lt;/a&gt; for $10 (new)! Read the essay "Tests of Time" and I had to wonder: will Tao Lin and his possible-future masterpiece make it to the test on time? Or will "Eeeee Eee Eeee" be it?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'll read it after Gass and Mike Daily's &lt;a href="http://www.overheardpublicity.com/"&gt;"Alarm."&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;More later on this, but maybe not here.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Take care,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Frank Sauce&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ps-I have sinned an undeniable sin. I didn't read tonight. I haven't gone to sleep yet though, so perhaps there is hope, but the body cannot be denied, especially after blood.  I didn't write either.  Correspondence doesn't count, except for this letter here. I'm so excited about &lt;a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&amp;friendID=178761004"&gt;Phase One&lt;/a&gt; next week too!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-1224465314614962528?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/1224465314614962528/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=1224465314614962528' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/1224465314614962528'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/1224465314614962528'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2007/06/what-william-h-gass-mike-daily-and-tao.html' title='What William H. Gass, Mike Daily and Tao Lin have in common'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-7138299468619769470</id><published>2007-06-09T00:10:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-06-09T00:14:00.165-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The Great Head Shot. No filler</title><content type='html'>The great head,&lt;br /&gt;I pray you,&lt;br /&gt;pack house&lt;br /&gt;who is this woman?&lt;br /&gt;average anxious&lt;br /&gt;He as an invention&lt;br /&gt;became repeated&lt;br /&gt;the word engine&lt;br /&gt;bone brush tendency bore&lt;br /&gt;to keep it up&lt;br /&gt;The advertisement&lt;br /&gt;dealt and cried error&lt;br /&gt;(Helterskelterwelterbooze)&lt;br /&gt;He's by&lt;br /&gt;annoy&lt;br /&gt;You mowed dress must brass needs to be a stranger in this region&lt;br /&gt;Fried Bob&lt;br /&gt;Ester looked plate shy&lt;br /&gt;steadily into the gotten of her little face;&lt;br /&gt;but you say truly, reply order&lt;br /&gt;the got last wing other.&lt;br /&gt;I am a stranger&lt;br /&gt;hearing Murmurs&lt;br /&gt;a desert blonde continues.&lt;br /&gt;Lie.&lt;br /&gt;work&lt;br /&gt;Hold me.&lt;br /&gt;Caress lit cloud tip slips coldly&lt;br /&gt;You have broken the spell&lt;br /&gt;At comb rusted upheld the defiant corner of Beaver Street beneath the scaffolding&lt;br /&gt;you chase attempt thick their silver-foil word of leaves&lt;br /&gt;Claim an other tensely in incident of the fail-spoken same nature.&lt;br /&gt;The freeze thick&lt;br /&gt;A nymph sacrilege!&lt;br /&gt;To tempt my riptide virtue!&lt;br /&gt;A large courageousness&lt;br /&gt;What food invention happened on the day were you born?&lt;br /&gt;Thursday. Today.&lt;br /&gt;With pasted elaborate bright gestures,&lt;br /&gt;Was he insulting&lt;br /&gt;Alone,&lt;br /&gt;pull again,&lt;br /&gt;daughter's foot a third instance.&lt;br /&gt;seek rich the minister had level time to celebrate his vices&lt;br /&gt;Thursday's child has the learned shy man,&lt;br /&gt;observed modern the stranger,&lt;br /&gt;the moment when the camp rode Reverend Dims&lt;br /&gt;Detaches her wed fingers and offers his palm.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-7138299468619769470?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/7138299468619769470/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=7138299468619769470' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/7138299468619769470'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/7138299468619769470'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2007/06/great-head-shot-no-filler.html' title='The Great Head Shot. No filler'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-6309784562193969800</id><published>2007-06-08T22:56:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-06-08T23:05:33.115-07:00</updated><title type='text'>After Vaccines</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.theage.com.au/news/national/rolling-up-sleeves-in-the-war-on-bird-flu/2005/10/23/1130006003320.html"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://cgfa.sunsite.dk/eyck/ghent/c-4.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We here at Frank Sauce have established, a priori, a formlessness of forms  Nothing's too inconsequential or magnificent for our wandering eye  In that, a peace becomes us A lull and then a quickening followed by another lull  The form, we would like to write, is a life lived in the lives of lies for our own truth&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I ate a sandwich for lunch  It was a decent enough sandwich  I should bring in my own sandwiches from home, since I can make more of a sandwich then I can buy&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Little manifestations of a self salinate another self on these sidewalks&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Yes, mother," we should say  "We are the great head together"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There were blooms on my walk at lunch and we both felt they were the last flowers between the flowers and us  They stood up to the high-rises; the flowers proud within their lamppost baskets  Some had given themselves over to the sun, while the others centered in their pots and ripe pistils  Their stems and leaves satiated the sun, but not the buildings built back up these last few years  The other flowers' calyxes seemed eager inside their bodies&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Everyone here wears war though only a few of us notice the wars in each other  Instead, we glance at our sex and smile mischievously on our way to buy books, coffee, clothing or food&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I come here to find work after a great lesson forgotten&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-6309784562193969800?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/6309784562193969800/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=6309784562193969800' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/6309784562193969800'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/6309784562193969800'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2007/06/after-vaccines.html' title='After Vaccines'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-3429258925437191437</id><published>2007-06-05T09:17:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-06-08T13:24:47.273-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Savage Messiah</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://mari-artisti.artline.ro/D-Henri-Gaudier-Brzeska-1604-1.html"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 280px;" src="http://net.lib.byu.edu/english/WWI/anthologies/images/gaudier.gif" border="0" alt="Henri Gaudier-Brzeska as the Savage Messiah" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Plastic Soul is the intensity of life bursting the plane"-Henri Gaudier-Brzeska &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It was a phrase, "plastic and acid," that brought me here. &lt;a href="http://mickogrady.blogspot.com/"&gt;Mike Daily&lt;/a&gt; and Mick O'Grady, the O'Grady/Daily shows and the passion of and for art.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We here at Frank Sauce are all passion, except really early in the morning.  We are not morning people, we are more rock'n'roll than the morning, unless it involves an all-nighter.  We are all for all-nighters!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Remember your dreams.  Forget tomorrow.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Namaste,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Frank et Le Gange&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-3429258925437191437?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/3429258925437191437/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=3429258925437191437' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/3429258925437191437'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/3429258925437191437'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2007/06/savage-messiah.html' title='Savage Messiah'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-7018156856073833323</id><published>2007-05-16T22:36:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-16T22:54:06.082-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Joel Barker and Fran Tarkenton</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="Section1"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:11;"&gt;Joel&lt;br /&gt;Barker can be counted on to cut a barb wire fence, crawl just under the reach&lt;br /&gt;of the swinging klieg lights, and throw fresh meat at the guard dogs. He&lt;br /&gt;doesn’t hold much truck with paradigm shifting, since he drives a car with an&lt;br /&gt;automatic transmission these days. He writes poetry and scintillating&lt;br /&gt;server demonstrations. Check out some of his latest work, Windows Vista&lt;br /&gt;Deployment Overview, at &lt;a href="http://www.microsoft.com/technet/community/events/vista/DSK-03.mspx"&gt;http://www.microsoft.com/technet/community/events/vista/DSK-03.mspx&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="Section1"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:11;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="Section1"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:11;"&gt;“…His own&lt;br /&gt;blabber can be found at &lt;a href="http://www.froach.org"&gt;http://www.froach.org&lt;/a&gt;.”&lt;br /&gt;But he doesn’t blab much. He just does his thing and his thing is pure&lt;br /&gt;goodness. Well, not goodness in the moral sense, but good in the goody sense.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="Section1"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Calibri;font-size:11;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="Section1"&gt;Joel Barker featuring at Tony's Talkin' To!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="Section1"&gt;A Word Open Mic Hap'nin'&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="Section1"&gt;Tommy Gaffney Hostin'&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="Section1"&gt;&lt;a href="http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&amp;um=1&amp;q=tony's+tavern&amp;near=Portland,+OR&amp;fb=1&amp;latlng=45523076,-122691351,2525785814012128887"&gt;Tony's Tavern&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="Section1"&gt;Portland, OR&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="Section1"&gt;7:30ish-Sign Up&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="Section1"&gt;8-ish start&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="Section1"&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="Section1"&gt;Loosey-goosey-like&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="Section1"&gt;&lt;table class="MsoNormalTable" style="WIDTH: 100%" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0" width="100%" border="0"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;td style="BORDER-RIGHT: #3b3b3b 1pt solid; PADDING-RIGHT: 7.5pt; BORDER-TOP: #3b3b3b 1pt solid; PADDING-LEFT: 0in; BACKGROUND: white; PADDING-BOTTOM: 7.5pt; BORDER-LEFT: #3b3b3b 1pt solid; WIDTH: 100%; PADDING-TOP: 0in; BORDER-BOTTOM: #3b3b3b 1pt solid" valign="top" width="100%" colspan="4"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table class="MsoNormalTable" style="WIDTH: 100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="100%" border="0"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0in; PADDING-LEFT: 0in; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; WIDTH: 100%; PADDING-TOP: 0in" valign="top" width="100%"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:13;"&gt;Fran&lt;br /&gt;Tarkenton&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt; &lt;span class="newsquote1"&gt;&lt;span style="BORDER-RIGHT: medium none; BORDER-TOP: medium none; BORDER-BOTTOM-WIDTH: medium; BORDER-LEFT: medium none"&gt;&lt;span style="BORDER-RIGHT: medium none; BORDER-TOP: medium none; BORDER-LEFT: medium none; BORDER-BOTTOM: medium none"&gt;, 67&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="newssource1"&gt;&lt;span style="BORDER-RIGHT: medium none; BORDER-TOP: medium none; BORDER-BOTTOM-WIDTH: medium; BORDER-LEFT: medium none"&gt;&lt;span style="BORDER-RIGHT: medium none; BORDER-TOP: medium none; BORDER-LEFT: medium none; BORDER-BOTTOM: medium none"&gt; (&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="newssource1"&gt;&lt;span style="BORDER-RIGHT: medium none; BORDER-TOP: medium none; BORDER-BOTTOM-WIDTH: medium; BORDER-LEFT: medium none"&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fran_Tarkenton" target="050535"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="BORDER-RIGHT: medium none; BORDER-TOP: medium none; BORDER-LEFT: medium none; BORDER-BOTTOM: medium none"&gt;&lt;span style="BORDER-RIGHT: medium none; BORDER-TOP: medium none; BORDER-LEFT: medium none; BORDER-BOTTOM: medium none"&gt;bio&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="newssource1"&gt;&lt;span style="BORDER-RIGHT: medium none; BORDER-TOP: medium none; BORDER-BOTTOM-WIDTH: medium; BORDER-LEFT: medium none"&gt;&lt;span style="BORDER-RIGHT: medium none; BORDER-TOP: medium none; BORDER-LEFT: medium none; BORDER-BOTTOM: medium none"&gt;)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="newsquote1"&gt;&lt;span style="BORDER-RIGHT: medium none; BORDER-TOP: medium none; BORDER-BOTTOM-WIDTH: medium; BORDER-LEFT: medium none"&gt;&lt;span style="BORDER-RIGHT: medium none; BORDER-TOP: medium none; BORDER-LEFT: medium none; BORDER-BOTTOM: medium none"&gt;hall-of-fame quarterback&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0in; PADDING-LEFT: 0in; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; PADDING-TOP: 0in" valign="top"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;img height="90" hspace="5" src="Joel%20Barker%20can%20be%20counted%20on%20to%20cut%20a%20barb%20wire%20fence_files/image001.gif" width="150" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0in; PADDING-LEFT: 0in; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; PADDING-TOP: 0in" valign="bottom"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table class="MsoNormalTable" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" border="0"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0in; PADDING-LEFT: 0in; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; PADDING-TOP: 0in" valign="bottom"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-ALIGN: right" align="right"&gt;&lt;b&gt;$3,000 &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0in; PADDING-LEFT: 0in; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; PADDING-TOP: 0in" valign="bottom"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Republican&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0in; PADDING-LEFT: 0in; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; PADDING-TOP: 0in" valign="bottom"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-ALIGN: right" align="right"&gt;&lt;b&gt;$1,000 &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0in; PADDING-LEFT: 0in; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; PADDING-TOP: 0in" valign="bottom"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;special interest&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0in; PADDING-LEFT: 0in; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; PADDING-TOP: 0in"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-ALIGN: right" align="right"&gt;total: &lt;b&gt;$4,000&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0in; PADDING-LEFT: 0in; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; PADDING-TOP: 0in"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 11.25pt"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;td style="BORDER-RIGHT: #990000 1.5pt solid; PADDING-RIGHT: 7.5pt; BORDER-TOP: #990000 1.5pt solid; PADDING-LEFT: 3.75pt; BACKGROUND: #990000; PADDING-BOTTOM: 7.5pt; BORDER-LEFT: #990000 1.5pt solid; WIDTH: 100%; PADDING-TOP: 3.75pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #990000 1.5pt solid" valign="top" width="100%"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 11.25pt"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:8;color:white;"&gt;Contributor&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;td style="BORDER-RIGHT: #990000 1.5pt solid; PADDING-RIGHT: 7.5pt; BORDER-TOP: #990000 1.5pt solid; PADDING-LEFT: 3.75pt; BACKGROUND: #990000; PADDING-BOTTOM: 7.5pt; BORDER-LEFT: #990000 1.5pt solid; WIDTH: 100%; PADDING-TOP: 3.75pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #990000 1.5pt solid" valign="top" width="100%"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 11.25pt"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:8;color:white;"&gt;Candidate or PAC &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;td style="BORDER-RIGHT: #990000 1.5pt solid; PADDING-RIGHT: 7.5pt; BORDER-TOP: #990000 1.5pt solid; PADDING-LEFT: 3.75pt; BACKGROUND: #990000; PADDING-BOTTOM: 7.5pt; BORDER-LEFT: #990000 1.5pt solid; WIDTH: 100%; PADDING-TOP: 3.75pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #990000 1.5pt solid" valign="top" width="100%"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 11.25pt"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:8;color:white;"&gt;Amount &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;td style="BORDER-RIGHT: #990000 1.5pt solid; PADDING-RIGHT: 7.5pt; BORDER-TOP: #990000 1.5pt solid; PADDING-LEFT: 3.75pt; BACKGROUND: #990000; PADDING-BOTTOM: 7.5pt; BORDER-LEFT: #990000 1.5pt solid; WIDTH: 100%; PADDING-TOP: 3.75pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #990000 1.5pt solid" valign="top" width="100%"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 11.25pt"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:8;color:white;"&gt;Date &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;td style="BORDER-RIGHT: #3b3b3b 1pt solid; PADDING-RIGHT: 7.5pt; BORDER-TOP: #3b3b3b 1pt solid; PADDING-LEFT: 3.75pt; BACKGROUND: white; PADDING-BOTTOM: 7.5pt; BORDER-LEFT: #3b3b3b 1pt solid; WIDTH: 100%; PADDING-TOP: 3.75pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #3b3b3b 1pt solid" valign="top" width="100%"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 11.25pt"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:8;color:black;"&gt;Mr. Francis A. Tarkenton&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:8;color:black;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Atlanta, GA &lt;a href="http://www.newsmeat.com/fec/byzip_result.php?zip=30326"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="TEXT-DECORATION: none;color:#990000;" &gt;30326&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Prepaid Legal Services/Independent&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;td style="BORDER-RIGHT: #3b3b3b 1pt solid; PADDING-RIGHT: 7.5pt; BORDER-TOP: #3b3b3b 1pt solid; PADDING-LEFT: 3.75pt; BACKGROUND: white; PADDING-BOTTOM: 7.5pt; BORDER-LEFT: #3b3b3b 1pt solid; WIDTH: 100%; PADDING-TOP: 3.75pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #3b3b3b 1pt solid" valign="top" width="100%"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 11.25pt"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:8;color:black;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.newsmeat.com/campaign_contributions_to_politicians/donor_list.php?candidate_id=H2OK04055"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="TEXT-DECORATION: none;color:#990000;" &gt;COLE, TOM&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt; (R)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;House (OK 04)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;COLE FOR CONGRESS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;td style="BORDER-RIGHT: #3b3b3b 1pt solid; PADDING-RIGHT: 7.5pt; BORDER-TOP: #3b3b3b 1pt solid; PADDING-LEFT: 3.75pt; BACKGROUND: white; PADDING-BOTTOM: 7.5pt; BORDER-LEFT: #3b3b3b 1pt solid; WIDTH: 100%; PADDING-TOP: 3.75pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #3b3b3b 1pt solid" valign="top" width="100%"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 11.25pt"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:8;color:black;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://herndon1.sdrdc.com/cgi-bin/fecimg/?23992040367" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="TEXT-DECORATION: none;color:#990000;" &gt;$2,000&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="newssource1"&gt;&lt;span style="BORDER-RIGHT: medium none; BORDER-TOP: medium none; BORDER-LEFT: medium none; BORDER-BOTTOM: medium none"&gt;&lt;span style="BORDER-RIGHT: medium none; BORDER-TOP: medium none; BORDER-LEFT: medium none; BORDER-BOTTOM: medium none"&gt;primary&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;td style="BORDER-RIGHT: #3b3b3b 1pt solid; PADDING-RIGHT: 7.5pt; BORDER-TOP: #3b3b3b 1pt solid; PADDING-LEFT: 3.75pt; BACKGROUND: white; PADDING-BOTTOM: 7.5pt; BORDER-LEFT: #3b3b3b 1pt solid; WIDTH: 100%; PADDING-TOP: 3.75pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #3b3b3b 1pt solid" valign="top" width="100%"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 11.25pt"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:8;color:black;"&gt;09/02/03&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;td style="BORDER-RIGHT: #3b3b3b 1pt solid; PADDING-RIGHT: 7.5pt; BORDER-TOP: #3b3b3b 1pt solid; PADDING-LEFT: 3.75pt; BACKGROUND: #f1f1f1; PADDING-BOTTOM: 7.5pt; BORDER-LEFT: #3b3b3b 1pt solid; WIDTH: 100%; PADDING-TOP: 3.75pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #3b3b3b 1pt solid" valign="top" width="100%"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 11.25pt"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:8;color:black;"&gt;Tarkenton, Francis&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:8;color:black;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:8;color:black;"&gt;Atlanta&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:8;color:black;"&gt;, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:8;color:black;"&gt;GA&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:8;color:black;"&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.newsmeat.com/fec/byzip_result.php?zip=30326"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="TEXT-DECORATION: none;color:#990000;" &gt;30326&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;td style="BORDER-RIGHT: #3b3b3b 1pt solid; PADDING-RIGHT: 7.5pt; BORDER-TOP: #3b3b3b 1pt solid; PADDING-LEFT: 3.75pt; BACKGROUND: #f1f1f1; PADDING-BOTTOM: 7.5pt; BORDER-LEFT: #3b3b3b 1pt solid; WIDTH: 100%; PADDING-TOP: 3.75pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #3b3b3b 1pt solid" valign="top" width="100%"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 11.25pt"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:8;color:black;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.newsmeat.com/campaign_contributions_to_politicians/donor_list.php?candidate_id=H2OK04055"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="TEXT-DECORATION: none;color:#990000;" &gt;COLE, TOM&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt; (R)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;House (OK 04)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;COLE FOR CONGRESS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;td style="BORDER-RIGHT: #3b3b3b 1pt solid; 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PADDING-RIGHT: 7.5pt; BORDER-TOP: #3b3b3b 1pt solid; PADDING-LEFT: 3.75pt; BACKGROUND: #f1f1f1; PADDING-BOTTOM: 7.5pt; BORDER-LEFT: #3b3b3b 1pt solid; WIDTH: 100%; PADDING-TOP: 3.75pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #3b3b3b 1pt solid" valign="top" width="100%"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 11.25pt"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:8;color:black;"&gt;10/17/02&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;td style="BORDER-RIGHT: #3b3b3b 1pt solid; PADDING-RIGHT: 7.5pt; BORDER-TOP: #3b3b3b 1pt solid; PADDING-LEFT: 3.75pt; BACKGROUND: white; PADDING-BOTTOM: 7.5pt; BORDER-LEFT: #3b3b3b 1pt solid; WIDTH: 100%; PADDING-TOP: 3.75pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #3b3b3b 1pt solid" valign="top" width="100%"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 11.25pt"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:8;color:black;"&gt;TARKENTON, FRANCIS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:8;color:black;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:8;color:black;"&gt;ATLANTA&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:8;color:black;"&gt;, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:8;color:black;"&gt;GA&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:8;color:black;"&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.newsmeat.com/fec/byzip_result.php?zip=30326"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="TEXT-DECORATION: none;color:#990000;" &gt;30326&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;COCA-COLA ENTERPRISES INC&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;td style="BORDER-RIGHT: #3b3b3b 1pt solid; PADDING-RIGHT: 7.5pt; BORDER-TOP: #3b3b3b 1pt solid; PADDING-LEFT: 3.75pt; BACKGROUND: white; PADDING-BOTTOM: 7.5pt; BORDER-LEFT: #3b3b3b 1pt solid; WIDTH: 100%; PADDING-TOP: 3.75pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #3b3b3b 1pt solid" valign="top" width="100%"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 11.25pt"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:8;color:black;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.newsmeat.com/campaign_contributions_to_politicians/donor_list.php?candidate_id="&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;COCA-COLA ENTERPRISES INC EMPLOYEES PAC&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;td style="BORDER-RIGHT: #3b3b3b 1pt solid; PADDING-RIGHT: 7.5pt; BORDER-TOP: #3b3b3b 1pt solid; PADDING-LEFT: 3.75pt; BACKGROUND: white; PADDING-BOTTOM: 7.5pt; BORDER-LEFT: #3b3b3b 1pt solid; WIDTH: 100%; PADDING-TOP: 3.75pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #3b3b3b 1pt solid" valign="top" width="100%"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 11.25pt"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:8;color:black;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://herndon1.sdrdc.com/cgi-bin/fecimg/?96030671472" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="TEXT-DECORATION: none;color:#990000;" &gt;$1,000&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="newssource1"&gt;&lt;span style="BORDER-RIGHT: medium none; BORDER-TOP: medium none; BORDER-LEFT: medium none; BORDER-BOTTOM: medium none"&gt;&lt;span style="BORDER-RIGHT: medium none; BORDER-TOP: medium none; BORDER-LEFT: medium none; BORDER-BOTTOM: medium none"&gt;primary&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;td style="BORDER-RIGHT: #3b3b3b 1pt solid; PADDING-RIGHT: 7.5pt; BORDER-TOP: #3b3b3b 1pt solid; PADDING-LEFT: 3.75pt; BACKGROUND: white; PADDING-BOTTOM: 7.5pt; BORDER-LEFT: #3b3b3b 1pt solid; WIDTH: 100%; PADDING-TOP: 3.75pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #3b3b3b 1pt solid" valign="top" width="100%"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 11.25pt"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:8;color:black;"&gt;05/10/96&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;td style="BORDER-RIGHT: #3b3b3b 1pt solid; PADDING-RIGHT: 7.5pt; BORDER-TOP: #3b3b3b 1pt solid; PADDING-LEFT: 3.75pt; BACKGROUND: #f1f1f1; PADDING-BOTTOM: 7.5pt; BORDER-LEFT: #3b3b3b 1pt solid; WIDTH: 100%; PADDING-TOP: 3.75pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #3b3b3b 1pt solid" valign="top" width="100%"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 11.25pt"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:8;color:black;"&gt;TARKENTON, FRANCIS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:8;color:black;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:8;color:black;"&gt;ATLANTA&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:8;color:black;"&gt;, GA &lt;a href="http://www.newsmeat.com/fec/byzip_result.php?zip=30326"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="TEXT-DECORATION: none;color:#990000;" &gt;30326&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:8;color:black;"&gt;STERLING&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:8;color:black;"&gt; SOFTWARE&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;td style="BORDER-RIGHT: #3b3b3b 1pt solid; PADDING-RIGHT: 7.5pt; BORDER-TOP: #3b3b3b 1pt solid; PADDING-LEFT: 3.75pt; BACKGROUND: #f1f1f1; PADDING-BOTTOM: 7.5pt; BORDER-LEFT: #3b3b3b 1pt solid; WIDTH: 100%; PADDING-TOP: 3.75pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #3b3b3b 1pt solid" valign="top" width="100%"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 11.25pt"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:8;color:black;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.newsmeat.com/campaign_contributions_to_politicians/donor_list.php?candidate_id=P60001344"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="TEXT-DECORATION: none;color:#990000;" &gt;GRAMM, WILLIAM PHILLIP&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(R)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;President&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;PHIL GRAMM FOR PRESIDENT, INC.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;td style="BORDER-RIGHT: #3b3b3b 1pt solid; PADDING-RIGHT: 7.5pt; BORDER-TOP: #3b3b3b 1pt solid; PADDING-LEFT: 3.75pt; 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PADDING-LEFT: 3.75pt; BACKGROUND: #f1f1f1; PADDING-BOTTOM: 7.5pt; BORDER-LEFT: #3b3b3b 1pt solid; WIDTH: 100%; PADDING-TOP: 3.75pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #3b3b3b 1pt solid" valign="top" width="100%"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 11.25pt"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:8;color:black;"&gt;03/14/95&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;td style="BORDER-RIGHT: #3b3b3b 1pt solid; PADDING-RIGHT: 7.5pt; BORDER-TOP: #3b3b3b 1pt solid; PADDING-LEFT: 3.75pt; BACKGROUND: white; PADDING-BOTTOM: 7.5pt; BORDER-LEFT: #3b3b3b 1pt solid; WIDTH: 100%; PADDING-TOP: 3.75pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #3b3b3b 1pt solid" valign="top" width="100%"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 11.25pt"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:8;color:black;"&gt;TARKENTON, FRANCIS A MR&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:8;color:black;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:8;color:black;"&gt;ATLANTA&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:8;color:black;"&gt;, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:8;color:black;"&gt;GA&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:8;color:black;"&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.newsmeat.com/fec/byzip_result.php?zip=30326"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="TEXT-DECORATION: none;color:#990000;" &gt;30326&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;BROADCASTER&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;td style="BORDER-RIGHT: #3b3b3b 1pt solid; PADDING-RIGHT: 7.5pt; BORDER-TOP: #3b3b3b 1pt solid; PADDING-LEFT: 3.75pt; BACKGROUND: white; PADDING-BOTTOM: 7.5pt; BORDER-LEFT: #3b3b3b 1pt solid; WIDTH: 100%; PADDING-TOP: 3.75pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #3b3b3b 1pt solid" valign="top" width="100%"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 11.25pt"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:8;color:black;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.newsmeat.com/campaign_contributions_to_politicians/donor_list.php?candidate_id=P80000342"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="TEXT-DECORATION: none;color:#990000;" &gt;DU PONT, PETE&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt; (R)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;President&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;PETE DU PONT FOR PRESIDENT&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;td style="BORDER-RIGHT: #3b3b3b 1pt solid; 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But the flow of the water is not our sister, and for you to kill her would be to commit an unnatural and dreary landscape of life hereafter&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It is true, by giving us surging, her waters, Cleopatra could not have fled in terror to the altar, and clung to it with such force if it were not for all of us&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;______________________________&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sutra-Scone Inc. (PSD:SCUD)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Price Today: .43&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;How far can it go from here?  We are not allowed to speculate!&lt;br /&gt;Check this deal out for yourself.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SCUD news:&lt;br /&gt;Sutra-Scone is pleased to announce that the final remaining details of the Iraqi exploration program have been completed and the scheduling of the Haliburton drilling operations have commenced. The Company's leasehold includes 985,000 acres of oil and gas rights in Iraq and Afghanistan.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For the complete release, please see your brokers website!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;______________________________&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;through which the water flows, is from five to ten miles wide, and, intersected everywhere with slow-flowing streams of water, and useful peasantry; and now and then, for a brief period, these peaceful treaties, and evoked in a word, the highest degree of military energy fixed and permanent to the annuities of it's leaders, so that the capital on which they live off the seas, the beams of the tropical sun, the lofty summits of the circumstances of Ptolemy's psychic accession to the throne could afford a career like all thoughtful scholars, and the dreadful remorse and ultimate despair and ruin in which all skilled men fall. Ptolemy once saved Alexander's life by discovering and revealing a death. No plant can grow; no animal can live. Man, too, is forever and would forever be no wild beast that he must first expel from within him, where there will be tangled forests around him, a shrine to his desire and dearth of good pleasures.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;No pleasure to peruse, such shocking stories of bloody cruelty that we've become, in fact, very soon after we were founded, a very great indulgence, full of reckless cruelty and crime, which came forth from the soul of our humanity.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-4020186717631703788?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/4020186717631703788/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=4020186717631703788' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/4020186717631703788'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/4020186717631703788'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2007/05/la-france-des-croissant.html' title='A La France Des Croissant'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-8661455633387321567</id><published>2007-05-08T11:36:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-08T11:43:00.263-07:00</updated><title type='text'>31 Straight Up</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.wiscon.info/"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://www.seds.org/messier/Png/m31.png" alt="Messier 31 is a post-feminist Galaxy as is Frank Sauce" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Every Friday afternoon after work I eat matzo balls and think of my old roommate Seth who hated them but loved to dumpster dive and make soup from vegetables he found&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;I got fired from my job for going to the bathroom too often. 22 trips a day. The job was boring, averaging 23 cups of coffee per day to stay awake.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Mary’s been married thirteen years and has three kids. Last night, she woke up to find her bed littered with love notes she wrote to a boy when she was eleven.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;I had knuckle soup for lunch again today; stewed ball-bearings are for dinner.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;I figure I’ll be dead by summer. Everyone else thinks otherwise, but they don’t know what I eat.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Thanks to &lt;a href="www.torriblezone.com/cp2.html"&gt;Crane's Bill&lt;/a&gt; for the Form&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-8661455633387321567?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/8661455633387321567/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=8661455633387321567' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/8661455633387321567'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/8661455633387321567'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2007/05/31-straight-up.html' title='31 Straight Up'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-8600589876660396405</id><published>2007-04-25T11:57:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-25T15:00:33.016-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Just call him Mr. Potato Head</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.fao.org/docrep/W9980T/w9980T02.htm"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://communitas.princeton.edu/blogs/writingart4/The%20Potato%20Eaters.jpg" alt="Van Gogh's 'The Potato Eaters'" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Can't beat a good sack of potatoes&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Can't sack a beat of good potatoes&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Can't beat good potatoes in the sack&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That's right.  With a good sack of potatoes and a beat, you'll have yourself a good time.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A text message I got earlier:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Answer the telephone!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Everyone has a phone and knows how to use it."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I think the FBI is putting depression pills in my coffee at &lt;a href="http://www.stumptowncoffee.com/"&gt;Stumptown,&lt;/a&gt; even though I'm too old to be a hipster  Doesn't mean I don't enjoy good coffee.  And even with the FBI in on it, they've got killer coffee, dude.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Splayed out full, a heart all combustion and entropy, not a catalyst among us&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Where is heart without joy and sorrow and guile? A passionless saga of met fear inside a pillow killing sleep, waking death, the sagacious scree of dreams, it's missive of seasons, it's plea of needs&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Nothing to take away or subtract from a lump of heart that carries inside itself a  tubered heart&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-8600589876660396405?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/8600589876660396405/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=8600589876660396405' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/8600589876660396405'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/8600589876660396405'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2007/04/just-call-him-mr-potato-head.html' title='Just call him Mr. Potato Head'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-4598110122686565449</id><published>2007-04-22T00:11:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-22T01:11:34.900-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Frankly, Frank Sauce, we aren't amazed</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.classicshorts.com/stories/lotry.html"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="Real Numbers" src="http://www.hugeprofitsfast.com/lottery5.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;em&gt;previously posted as a comment in Kaz Maslanka's &lt;a href="http://mathematicalpoetry.blogspot.com/"&gt;mathematical poetry&lt;/a&gt; blog to his response to another comment I made previously. He's such a nice man&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;em&gt;"Let us not talk of pure beauty without talking of pure ugliness"-Anonymous&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Objective&lt;br /&gt;-noun&lt;br /&gt;5. not influenced by personal feelings, interpretations, or prejudice; based on facts; unbiased: an objective [in this sense an adjective] opinion."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;An object can be subjective, but a subject cannot be objective&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;somewhere in here is a usurption of a proof for true&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A poet could " . . . spend an entire career ..." mapping the meanings between "the" and "A"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Pure mathematics is not objective"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Applied mathematics explains relationships of real or physical objects.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pure mathematics, however, is not/can often be non-axiomatic&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It may not be a physical object, but an abstract concept, which sometimes becomes an object, whether common or rare that is more real then a physical object&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Frank Sauce's comment was off-the-cuff and this is consequent&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Machine seen screen fingers meme eyes name mind&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The eye is objective, the I is subjective&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;An electron doesn't exist until it is measured, but pure math states its mass must exist in other possible moments&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Frank says, "I don't like proofs without a 'Z' and 'T'," because he says, "I need space and time for it to be real"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Time is not real, but it's a fact of life&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Using vistas and valleys of symbols to reprint without permission where permissions need not be permitted&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What to do when the 'new' is already known?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;redo&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"you are frustrated with the attention given to Ron Silliman’s idea of torque in poetry"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Frank Sauce's says RS's torque is good and valuable, his problem is a value sometimes implied in the usage of torque&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Unread too for beginners' archive to explore an unabhorred moment&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;FAQ doesn't exist here&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Do we need to name to know and what is the value of a name when the object or idea or emotion it names is already known though unnamed?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Doesn't poetry give possible names to the unknown or unknowable?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The moment of the mass is pure math&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But what of the perfect circle?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Navajo make an intentional mistake in every blanket, but not every moment is a blanket made by human hands or conceived by a human mind&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Stack overflow at line: 0&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Lottery, when I coulda been stoned&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here, every sound and their moments, is attended here&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Pi is an irrational real number"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The pie I ate last night now exists in your mind, too. What kind of pie it was I can't remember and neither can you &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-4598110122686565449?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/4598110122686565449/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=4598110122686565449' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/4598110122686565449'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/4598110122686565449'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2007/04/frankly-frank-sauce-we-arent-amazed.html' title='Frankly, Frank Sauce, we aren&apos;t amazed'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-6372757422749634463</id><published>2007-04-15T23:14:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-16T00:23:39.917-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Nada Gordon Thinks Frank Sauce is a Dolt</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.sff.net/people/lucy-snyder/brain/2006/02/suicidal-poets.html"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand" alt="Aurthur Rimbaud gave up on poetry so you didn't have to" src="http://www.cndp.fr/themadoc/niepce/images/rimbaud.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Nada Gordon wrote to me via myspace in a message (I tried to write her back, but I think she blocked me): "If we were to purify our usage of all derived terms, we would be rendered speechless."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As far as poetics is concerned, how many terms are actually used? I mean, it's not as if the jargon is infinite. Few of the terms within poetics find a range outside of poetry. With this small quantity, one should know the terms and their origin. This shouldn't render a poet speechless, it should render them non-derivative or original or new.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pound didn't write "Make it new!" for no reason. He wrote it so other poets of following generations would read poetry and learn a poet's poetics. Once that knowledged is gained, that particular poet would know when they are referencing another poet who came before them and would be able to expand on the poet they are referencing's poetics.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now I've written more then a few times: Form is the extension of content. Some might attribute this idea to Charles Olson's &lt;a href="http://www2.selu.edu/Academics/Faculty/jbedell/proj.html"&gt;Projective Verse&lt;/a&gt; essay. Others will attribute it to Robert Creeley. However, when speaking of 'form' or 'content' by themselves, we can freely reference a multitude of scholars, artists and philosophers. If form and extension and content are contextually linked in a phrase or sentence or paragraph, the list of references to these ideas from which these ideas could be derived becomes a very short list.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So when I write "torque is overused and meaningless," I'm really stating that the person employing the term hasn't read Silliman's "The New Sentence" and/or is not expanding on his idea of torque. In this, I don't think Silliman would disagree.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Of course, one can find many poets and writers who gave up on writing and maybe even life when they learned or thought that they could not add anything/anything more to what had already been written.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I hope none of you who read this do that, but you do this: read more then you write. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-6372757422749634463?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/6372757422749634463/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=6372757422749634463' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/6372757422749634463'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/6372757422749634463'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2007/04/nada-gordon-thinks-frank-sauce-is-dolt.html' title='Nada Gordon Thinks Frank Sauce is a Dolt'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-4637762256163859061</id><published>2007-04-14T00:43:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-14T00:54:02.679-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Nada Gordon thinks Frank Sauce is an Asshole</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://ululate.blogspot.com/"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="Nada Gordon hates Frank Sauce and our poetry and bloem" src="http://static.flickr.com/84/264494505_5b700c29d5.jpg?v=0" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dearest Nada,&lt;br /&gt;Please don't read this unless you feel compelled. Press “Delete” now.&lt;br /&gt;You're a mover and a shaker in a poetry world and you obviously believe I'm an idiot and a schmuck and a nothing.&lt;br /&gt;If you feel this way, that's sad. If you feel this way, that's funny.&lt;br /&gt;But . . . Puh-lees, Nada.&lt;br /&gt;First, I'd like to qualify that I've been drinkin' bourbon for most of the night (e.g. the Sauce in Frank).&lt;br /&gt;Funny, though, my wife said, "why are you such an asshole" when I was sharing your missives with her.&lt;br /&gt;Even funnier . . . she's a cop.&lt;br /&gt;Also, I was going to write a bit on Beckett's birthday, but I'm doing this instead. That saddens me, yet it also inspires me.&lt;br /&gt;As an additional qualifier: I'm just a passionate poet and as a passionate poet, I'm mad about words.&lt;br /&gt;And somehow, you think, I'm an authority, for I cannot police without authority. As you already know, I am not an authority.&lt;br /&gt;However, I didn't know who you were part of the Flarf brigade until I googled you. Hell, I didn't even know what flarf was. I mean, I've seen the term around, but it really didn't interest me much.&lt;br /&gt;However, you got a mention in Berstein's blog with your book, “Floppy” or “Fluffy” or “Folly”. Yeah, “Folly,” that's it. Congrats! Promotion on that level is important in the career of a poet.&lt;br /&gt;As you may not know or could surmise, I could give a flyin' fuck.&lt;br /&gt;You state that you were in the Bay Area in the 80's and the term “torque” was used a ton by the people you were hangin' out with. Guess you were a real poetry hipster, eh? So had you heard of or read “The New Sentence” during that period? Granted, I didn't read it until the mid-90's. I was over in Europe getting drunk most nights in the mid-to-late 80's and doing the Army thing. Also, “The New Sentence” was printed in the 70's and few places other then the Bay Area had even heard of those language poet folks until the late mid-to-late 80's.&lt;br /&gt;You see? Etymology, I believe, is important, even in non-sense and frivolity. As a poet, shouldn't you believe this? Also, aren't you ashamed to be using a word that you used in the 80's? I mean, you're old enough to know better, aren't you? What the fuck does 'torque' mean to you, anyway?&lt;br /&gt;Back to Frank Sauce “policing” your word usage:&lt;br /&gt;Just so you know (granted you can look it up your self, but I thought I'd make it easy for you):&lt;br /&gt;po·lice /pəˈlis/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled&lt;br /&gt;Pronunciation[puh-lees] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation noun, verb, -liced, -lic·ing.&lt;br /&gt;–noun 1. Also called police force. an organized civil force for maintaining order, preventing and detecting crime, and enforcing the laws.&lt;br /&gt;2. (used with a plural verb) members of such a force: Several police are patrolling the neighborhood.&lt;br /&gt;3. the regulation and control of a community, esp. for the maintenance of public order, safety, health, morals, etc.&lt;br /&gt;4. the department of the government concerned with this, esp. with the maintenance of order.&lt;br /&gt;5. any body of people officially maintained or employed to keep order, enforce regulations, etc.&lt;br /&gt;6. people who seek to regulate a specified activity, practice, etc.: the language police.&lt;br /&gt;7. Military. (in the U.S. Army) a. the cleaning and keeping clean of a camp, post, station, etc.&lt;br /&gt;b. the condition of a camp, post, station, etc., with reference to cleanliness.&lt;br /&gt;–verb (used with object)&lt;br /&gt;8. to regulate, control, or keep in order by or as if by means of police.&lt;br /&gt;9. Military. to clean and keep clean (a camp, post, etc.)&lt;br /&gt;Interesting: "the language police." In order for me to be a part of the “language police,” someone would have to give me authority and/or I would have to have the desire to control language, which is a ridiculous notion. This hasn't happened nor will it happen, so there's no way that I could possibly be “policing” your word usage.&lt;br /&gt;However, your blog is a public place and you've chosen to police your comments section (hopefully that's against spam and not people who "dump" on your blog or would like to interact with you and your world/words/ideas/achievements/et al).&lt;br /&gt;Also, "Frank Sauce-A Courtship of Memories, Like Dreams" is a bloem, not a blog&lt;br /&gt;Thirdly to lastly, I'm tired and need to get some sleep.&lt;br /&gt;Hope you're well. Enjoyed the reading I found of you reading with someone else (something to do with Flarf).&lt;br /&gt;Lastly, I hope that you believe each word is utterly important and needs to be perfect in its placement. I'll read “Folly” when I get a chance and let it be a testament to how important you believe each word and sound within the word to be.&lt;br /&gt;Take care and hope you and yours are well,&lt;br /&gt;Frank Sauce&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&amp;friendid=137644243"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&amp;amp;friendid=137644243"&gt;Nada&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a name="url"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;http://www.myspace.com/137644243&lt;br /&gt;Date:&lt;br /&gt;Apr 13, 2007 7:28 PM&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a name="ctl00_ctl00_Main_Main_ReadMessage1_SpamButton"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a name="ctl00_ctl00_Main_Main_ReadMessage1_AbuseButton"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a name="spamBody"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Flag as &lt;a onclick="return confirm('Are you sure you want to add this message as spam?');" href="javascript:__doPostBack("&gt;Spam&lt;/a&gt; or Report &lt;a href="javascript:WebForm_DoPostBackWithOptions(new%20WebForm_PostBackOptions(%22ctl00$ctl00$Main$Main$ReadMessage1$AbuseButton%22,%20%22%22,%20false,%20%22%22,%20%22http://collect.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=misc.contactInput&amp;ProfileContentID=137644243&amp;amp;MyUserID=19693036&amp;abuseflag=true%22,%20false,%20true))"&gt;Abuse&lt;/a&gt; [&lt;a onclick="javascript:window.open('http://messaging.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=mail.flaghelp','New','width=630,height=160')" href="javascript:void(0);"&gt; ? &lt;/a&gt;]&lt;br /&gt;Subject:&lt;br /&gt;RE: RE: You are rude&lt;br /&gt;Body:&lt;br /&gt;I was in the Bay Area in the 80s. I didn't just pull the word out of Ron's book -- it was a word very much in use at the time I was first learning about poetry over twenty years ago, and a word that made sense to me in terms of how I wanted to think about poetry. It still makes sense to me. If we were to purify our usage of all derived terms, we would be rendered speechless. Anyway, I don't appreciate your policing my language. You have the right to grumpily sound off on anything you like on your blog, but don't be dumping on me. Nada ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: &lt;a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&amp;friendid=19693036&amp;amp;MyToken=37cdadc5-b45c-4ad5-8abe-7d130601c58f"&gt;Frank Sauce&lt;/a&gt; Date: Apr 13, 2007 9:02 AM Oh, come now, Nada Of course, you can use whatever term/word you want. However, if in poetry you use the term "torque," it refers to Silliman's idea of torque presented in his book "The New Sentence." However, the word is becoming cliche/used up/losing meaning because of it's over use. Kind of like the phrase "For whom the bell tolls,' and most people don't even know that it's from a John Donne sermon. Anyway, thanks for writing me. It was very nice of you. Take care, FS ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: &lt;a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&amp;friendid=137644243&amp;amp;MyToken=54424944-1f88-4443-ac2b-f7a10ca087ee"&gt;Nada&lt;/a&gt; Date: Apr 13, 2007 4:51 AM I can use whatever term I want -- no word is owned by Silliman. And I don't need to answer to your brusque directives. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-4637762256163859061?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/4637762256163859061/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=4637762256163859061' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/4637762256163859061'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/4637762256163859061'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2007/04/nada-gordon-thinks-frank-sauce-is.html' title='Nada Gordon thinks Frank Sauce is an Asshole'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-2916684788505407179</id><published>2007-04-12T23:34:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-14T01:04:51.309-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Poetic Torque or Toetic Porque?</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/churned-buttermilk/"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 6px; display: block; width: 200px; text-align: center;" alt="Leni Riefenstahl was an artist-Frank Sauce is art, poetry and a bloem" src="http://www.speakwell.com/well/2003fall/graphics/leni.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I've been running into Ron Silliman's theory of 'torque' all over the fuckin' place lately. Now, I read &lt;a href="http://www2.blogger.com/%E2%80%9Dhttp://www.roofbooks.com/Book/index.cfm?GCOI=93780100484640%E2%80%9D"&gt;The New Sentence&lt;/a&gt; years ago and while it was a fun read and full of interesting ideas, Sill's idea of 'torque' has become pervasive. I really don't have a problem with this. Coinage is important in language and the theory of language and poetics. Yes, fifteen bucks and you'll have yourself a good time.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;However, its [torque] use has been driving us nuts at Frank Sauce, lately.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yes, it's our fault. We know. But it still fuckin' bothers the hell out of us Saucers, ya know?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Torque vs. SoQ (School of Quietude)?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;bullshit&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There's so much fuckin' poetry out there, you couldn't read it all even if you tried. Hell, most poets don't try or even know what to try.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(we're feeling a bit overwhelmed at the quantity of poetry to be read here at Frank Sauce, that we've given up on all but the classics and fiction [prose-sans poetry] just for a break from all the fuckin' poets out there with a fuckin' trade paperback of poetry in their arsenal with hopefully a couple of fellowships and an award or three to justify our buying their book and reading it.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is our problem here. It's as if awards and accolades and blurbs have replaced our ability to read the work and see if it pertains to us or enriches our lives in some way. It's [the publishing and reading of poetry] become such an extreme that we can't read critically without someone else giving us at least a brief bit of their critic before we actually read the poet's work.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There's no recognition in poetry with a readership of 1-500 (most books of poetry are in this realm of readership). Therefore those that love poetry and write it seek even the slimmest of praise. Each little, tiny, minuscule glimmer of recognition becomes a justification for our $20,000-$40,000 debt for our MFA. And what about the 'street poet' who may not even have a BFA, BofA or a BS?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fuck you!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Most of us are crappy poets anyway.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Addendum:&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;The turd of torque is a turdation.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Here’s what Wikipedia starts with on Torque: “In &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physics" title="Physics"&gt;physics&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;b&gt;torque&lt;/b&gt; (or often called a &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moment_%28physics%29" title="Moment (physics)"&gt;moment&lt;/a&gt;) can informally be thought of as ‘rotational force’ or ‘angular force,’ which causes a change in rotational motion.”&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;If one writes that a poem doesn’t have enough torque, then one is saying that the moment(s) aren’t there enough. &lt;span style=""&gt; &lt;/span&gt;Just from the idea of using the scientific expression of torque.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;If a poem doesn’t have enough torque, then that’s a subjective value placed upon the work. &lt;span style=""&gt; &lt;/span&gt;Science, while often subjective, tries to be objective.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;We assume that through the scientific theory, the scientist(s) are being objective as possible even though we’re human.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Poets?&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Subjective.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;A torquey poem has motion, movement and/or gets the reader to move rotationally. A poem may move us or not move us, but it doesn’t mean the poem has or does not have a quantitative quality or value.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;To use a word to express the defining judgment of one’s experience of a poem is sad and this is why the overuse and cliché of torque torques us here at Frank Sauce.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www2.blogger.com/%E2%80%9Dhttp://www.roofbooks.com/Book/index.cfm?GCOI=93780100484640%E2%80%9D"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-2916684788505407179?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/2916684788505407179/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=2916684788505407179' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/2916684788505407179'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/2916684788505407179'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2007/04/poetic-torque-or-toetic-porque.html' title='Poetic Torque or Toetic Porque?'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-7863909868747661392</id><published>2007-04-05T21:01:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-05T21:19:32.379-07:00</updated><title type='text'>A Mind Market In Oregon</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://elsa.photo.net/Ginsberg3.html"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="Allen Ginsberg and Peter Orlofsky-Naked" src="http://elsa.photo.net/alan_peter.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;em&gt;This was written 10 years ago, almost to the hour the day Allen Ginsberg died. In the morning he died, before I knew that he was dead, I picked up "Howl" and a few other books at a bookstore in Ashland, Oregon. You see, I was a teacher of crazed juvenile delinquents at the time and I was constantly giving a student interested in poetry, "Howl." I read Howl at a cafe called Daddy O's; I ate a sandwich called The Sacred Cow. It was a good sandwich. Then I went back home and learned of Ginsberg's death. Now, I'm not the biggest fan of Ginsberg's work, but I appreciate all that he did in the name of poetry and peace. Interestingly, I had worked my way through the Modernists by this time and was fully studying Whitman's work at the time when Ginsberg died. More at the behest of Lawson Fusao Inada. Though reading Whitman as a 30 year old man is more appropriate then reading him as a 20 year old man. &lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;em&gt;Thanks for reading,&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;em&gt;FS&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What thoughts of you I have tonight, Allen Ginsberg, in a holy shroud of poetics and lysergic language, more dead then alive past this evening's light&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Where the streets writhe in ancient agony, morning comes as to little surprise, an aftermath in a dawn of cyber bookstores and virtual cafes&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Where we sit and drink an artificial energy drink, talking frenetically of 'a map of a mind' and the essence of spent spoons and too much sugar&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Who gave us impetus to shred our skulls to wander from staggered drained lost epiphanies, to lose ourselves in patterns of hallucinogenic entropic visions from memory in a school yard in awe of asphalt waiting for my mom to be done with her Jazzercise class when I was 15&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Where the walls and ceiling of Dairy Queen breathed in fluorescent light, wondering about when your America was gone in the golden age of whispers and half-truths in the Eisenhower Era with the blatant gore of racism and Mile's so high, a blue man's listless surge through blue bars&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Where I wandered into The Blue Dragon bookstore, mapping my thoughts with weed and caffeine, digging for poetry&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Where I found Howl, Zora Neal Hurston and Cortazar's Hopscotch, unaware that you had shirked your vehicle this morning and I then eating a sacred cow read your words of jazz and history in Daddy-O's&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;When my father would dream in the memory of his generation living in a post-war Utopia of Suburbs along rivers and a booming timber industry&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Who dreamt of Red Rider, lizards and God on Latin tongues untold would not speak your words, not even in heaven, while Kaufman dredged non-sense for sense and Burroughs got down in Junk, and Karoac and Cassidy belched fire and disbelief in freak filled binges of tea and tapes and speed, all visions in history&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Where herstory never told nor sung, lost among some thistle-weeds and brambles on sea-shores, while you from land to land across oceans beat truths unheard of in our white houses at home&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Where I remember the stench of my electric sweat in a park filled with ominous outhouses, all metal mouthed and Moloch groaned in the trees across a creek nonsense and I terrorized and alone drove home to find the Circle Jerks on TV, my parents porpoises and all this without going down&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;When naked, this actually happened, too, street lights beckoned me in brown, dirt fields stripping my lethargic soul away from my wild mind and my young flesh, staring at hallucinating truths at 8 O'Clock at night and my first horrific breath&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;So where are you now, Allen Ginsberg, how are you known? Are there lots of young men? And who will speak now that you are gone?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-7863909868747661392?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/7863909868747661392/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=7863909868747661392' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/7863909868747661392'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/7863909868747661392'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2007/04/mind-market-in-oregon.html' title='A Mind Market In Oregon'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-608254385260863217</id><published>2007-04-01T22:49:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-04-01T23:41:13.933-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Dante, The Devine Comedy and Love (enlightenment)</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/07170a.htm"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="Dante's sportin' the stoic look like a poet" src="http://www.wga.hu/art/b/botticel/7portrai/14dante.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;em&gt;Caution: Don't put Dante's Devine Comedy on your To-Read-While-Shitting-in-The-Toilet-Pile of poetry. Your legs will go numb and you'll feel stupid.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;"You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate." -A stupid-ass &lt;a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv"&gt;survey site&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;How could I have "betrayed reason at the behest of your [my] appetite for pleasure . . .?"&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;that's a crock-o-crap, though I do enjoy sharing the same level of Dis as Cleopatra and Helen of Troy[Egypt]. I've only betrayed reason for the unreasonable and the unknown, that certainly doesn't seem worthy of hell.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;However, we're all worthy of hell now, aren't we? Not even Dante was so pious, though I'm sure Beatrice loved him in a benevolent, angelic way. Hell, I loved Dante's Beatrice when I was younger. But now I'm older and I would rather have a more unpure and passionate love. The best love is the dirtiest of the purest loves.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;The thing that strikes me is how hell will not be that much different then life, " . . . blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for . . ." being born.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Of course, we here at Frank Sauce don't believe writing the long ass freakin' poems that are beautiful will get us into heaven either. But that doesn't stop any one here from givin' it a go, ya know?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;A word or two can't hurt anyone that much, especially you.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-608254385260863217?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/608254385260863217/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=608254385260863217' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/608254385260863217'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/608254385260863217'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2007/04/dante-devine-comedy-and-love.html' title='Dante, The Devine Comedy and Love (enlightenment)'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-8191294332097334637</id><published>2007-03-20T22:37:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-03-20T22:39:33.690-07:00</updated><title type='text'>After The First Moment of Spring Already Happened</title><content type='html'>“The world's a mess/it's in my kiss”-X&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is a shotgun, each letter is buckshot. No word is more or less shot; it's fucked in the keys that my fingertips hit and grind and lash at.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bourbon, too&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Piss coveted in the empty bottles already drank, stashed in the corners of this room.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Shotgun&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;four-aught&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and donuts.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A lack of diphthongs and diarrhea, stopped up with the fat and grime of each moments grimace.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I say,&lt;br /&gt;“Eliminate the middle class&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Eat your lover's ass, even if you're your only lover and you only have the chance to fuck yourself&lt;br /&gt;This shotgun is hopeless.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She says nothing&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nothing is said by her but sleep and snores and sighs tonight&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We're alone, together, you and I&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;History imagined now is where I think she's at&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Me? I'm here without the next thought, only the next word banged out before me&lt;br /&gt;and a floor fetish&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;No shit! This isn't a splog or a polywog but a bog of a blog, which is a bloem&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This one is written to fester&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is also a lecture on the beauty of being frank and a petite bourgeoisie, which could be a revolt against the Aristocracy of the American Dream&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;An essence of a sense-lumpenproletariat, if need be.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Or a fuckin' fuck fucked for fuck's sake&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-8191294332097334637?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/8191294332097334637/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=8191294332097334637' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/8191294332097334637'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/8191294332097334637'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2007/03/after-first-moment-of-spring-already.html' title='After The First Moment of Spring Already Happened'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-1204746280993131129</id><published>2007-03-11T20:10:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-03-11T21:40:44.865-07:00</updated><title type='text'>A Glum Window</title><content type='html'>&lt;em&gt;after reading &lt;strong&gt;Claro&lt;/strong&gt; by Joy Williams that &lt;a href="readerofdepressingbooks.blogspot.com"&gt;Tao Lin&lt;/a&gt; sent us here at Frank Sauce, along with Samual Beckett's short fiction, both of which I read over the weekend. With apologies to Robert Walser and Jesse Bernstein&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There is a harbor. I was a harbor once as I may be a harbor again.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As I sit here, this is where I must sit; that is, there is a unique knowledge that comes from sitting here rather then any other place I could sit. And I have sat, just as I am sitting now, in many places and none compare to this place I’m sitting now. I know this to be true.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There was a window once that looked glum. I remember the window now, sitting here, along this harbor, in the only place I could or ever would sit now. Yes, it was a glum window. It was the only window along its wall. The window owed its life to the wall, the only wall to know this particular window. They contained each other; they were companions, because they shared common purposes. When I knew the wall and the window, the wall was in need of paint and the window was in need of panes. The wall was still cheerful though. It was one of those walls that always saw something good in any situation. The window was not this way. It was often depressed and felt alone in its dinginess. A window, just like the window, sat in another wall across the alley way and sparkled in the moonlight, when it was clear and the moon had zenithed. The window lived in the shadows of other buildings. The window would never see the sun or the moon at their apex.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I felt sorry for the window. I was a young man in my first apartment in the city. The window was my first window, yet it was still glum. At the time, it was the only window I had. Although I had eight walls, the wall that held the window was not as important as the window within the wall, though as I think of it, this wall was more important than the other walls to me, because it possessed my only window. However, the window didn’t know, or seem to care if it did know, that I was an artist of grand aspirations and might write about it someday. The window didn’t seem to understand its importance.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Of course, this was all before I was a harbor.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My sympathies toward the window grew every moment that I was in the kitchen. The kitchen wasn’t really a kitchen, but a few counters and a few cupboards, which contained a sink and countertop stove, a small refrigerator and a garbage can, in one corner of the apartment. I thought they were all marvelous. I had a particular fondness for the sink and its faucet and drain. In the morning with my coffee, the glum window would sit there uninspired, tired of showing me the alley and the brick wall opposite, even during the first few days I lived in that apartment. The glum window had seen all this thousands of more times than I had. Each morning with my coffee and biscuits at the kitchen table, I would stare out the window at the brick wall across the alley, cracking the window a bit to bring in the cool city air, and there I would sit and sip my coffee and eat my biscuits. When the window became so despondent, I would go to the sink and wet a cloth and scrub and clean the window inside and out, hoping that a fresh bath would enliven its spirit. Even after its bath, the window would sit there in its wall. It would sag in the depression of itself, disfiguring my view of the brick wall opposite the wall that held my only window.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The window stayed glum the whole time we shared an apartment.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-1204746280993131129?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/1204746280993131129/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=1204746280993131129' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/1204746280993131129'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/1204746280993131129'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2007/03/glum-window.html' title='A Glum Window'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-7836213147268251339</id><published>2007-03-10T00:39:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-03-10T00:53:15.334-08:00</updated><title type='text'>There is is There</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kurt_G%C3%B6del"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="What is this?" src="http://www.cis.nctu.edu.tw/~wuuyang/Lecture.Logic/godel.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;this night is darkness or, better yet: something else&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Yes, there's a question being posed at Frank Sauce, y'all!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;What?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Yeah, that's it: what?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;It's not what is the meaning of life or better yet: what does it mean to be.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;But more the question of how are we being?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;That's it. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Yeah.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-7836213147268251339?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-2961823271330829831</id><published>2007-03-06T22:39:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-03-06T22:43:54.184-08:00</updated><title type='text'>An other of Something with no filler</title><content type='html'>There is a general tacit trust in conversation, by which a man, perhaps, may be surprised that I should think it necessary to warn young men who have been ruined, even in good company, which you commonly keep: the people who hold judgment of you&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and not tearing his hair, heads full of blasphemy, for having lost more than he had in good-breeding their unassumed, their prostituted dilution&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“Mind one's company,” the last that he said&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Things, seemingly indifferent, may allow to be true in day&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I kicked the shovel and another unknown tool, shoved them in the biggest bucket in the basement&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Chicken pot pie is our favorite," she dropped at a haute cuisine potlatch&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Whenever you write, it's an art of making anything out of everything, but I will endeavor to understand it, my society, the society of these words There is always a strict intention, here, and often times being a tender for tumult&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He is never&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She gives him always forgiven.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;His subjects intrude into it by their own forwardness (what they put forward), and others slide into it by the protection of some considerable remorse, regrets hereafter&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;May you, in the middle, in the whole course of your life, have baby carrots to eat and one time devour a pristine Shepherd's Pie.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Stay away from eyes&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and to carry them on to the main object of discovery, those two principal figures: both by the deference with you&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“But on the contrary, attended to everything.” that was said, done, even&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is a fraud for his comedies, but not on account of the many obsolete words, and the scant sentences written all over them&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is concerned about events Go and tell any friend, wife, or mistress, we dare you&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;nothing shining in his genius, a wait with impatience for an accurate history from all our wars, to connect the various and jarring alliance between figures&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The lady lacks her empire&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-2961823271330829831?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/2961823271330829831/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=2961823271330829831' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/2961823271330829831'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/2961823271330829831'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2007/03/other-of-something-with-no-filler.html' title='An other of Something with no filler'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-1247669961832144235</id><published>2007-02-25T23:11:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-02-25T23:59:36.025-08:00</updated><title type='text'>After a weekend reading Bear Parade off and on with Tender Buttons at the top of the bathroom pile</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.bearparade.com/"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="Tao Lin and Poodle through a make-up mirror" src="http://www.3ammagazine.com/buzzwordsblog/uploaded_images/tao-721044.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It has not teeth or sight at this time when by nature it should&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;For there is what is meant, in any other instances&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;"A dark grey, a very dark grey, a quite dark grey is monstrous ordinarily, it is so monstrous because there in no red in it. If red is in everything it is not necessary. Is that not an argument for any use of it and even so is there any place that is better, is there any place that has so much stretched out." Gertrude Stein, "A RED HAT", &lt;u&gt;Tender Buttons,&lt;/u&gt; Dover, pg 8&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Similarly, heat and cold are them, not only if they originate in plasticity, but even if the man, who was of quantity of all that have been mentioned, with regard to the annihilation of perception, of the primary substances love seeds&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;It is quite true that there is no such them, not only if they originate, but also in all respects by their alteration in facts&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;I poured some bourbon for us, 'cause these words just won't work hard enough This is a line I thought of on Friday at work, which was inspired by the subject line in a spam that got through to my inbox at work: disemboweled by feathery! A kink-shock-trendy line, don't you think? Do something more with it later&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Of the case that way, he would explain the size of a white object in terms of backgammon&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;No doubt it sits with our degree; but an has I had been you, if I and you exists; it would be difficult, if not impossible, to find a branch&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;For if two exists, it follows directly that they themselves, those people vary in the degree in which they possess something, not the grammar of some thing&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The first was the very difficult, I had still to do an evil and the mean, which is a good, is equally the contrary of the ordinarily arisen, a lack of this capacity through substance capable of admitting contrary qualities&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;But it was being indicated by the preposition of or by some other of, something which is a part of us, as a hand or a foot&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Can we count attrition?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;The species of man and the species of ox are not defined by their relation to each other We acquire knowledge of objects already modified, but because this modification occurs in the case of us, it is essential that the correlative object, thought, should be exactly a subject of some other sorts&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Besides these senses of the word, there is a fourth or at least a third &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Of course, my me may go extinct, but we all die, don't we?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;I went besides this&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-1247669961832144235?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/1247669961832144235/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=1247669961832144235' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/1247669961832144235'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/1247669961832144235'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2007/02/after-weekend-reading-bear-parade-off.html' title='After a weekend reading Bear Parade off and on with Tender Buttons at the top of the bathroom pile'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-8707625231759330720</id><published>2007-02-22T22:58:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-02-22T23:18:09.881-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Dirt Encrusted Judge</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://forum.gorillamask.net/showthread.php?t=40149"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="GW and Judge Alito" src="http://teacher.scholastic.com/scholasticnews/news/images/articles/110105.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Carved in a wooden table at a bar:&lt;br /&gt;"Get kicked with your dick out"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lines in my head afterward:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We stare at each other through eager mirrors&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;your cervix, my urgency&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A sawtooth of mandamus&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On eyelid is remember&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;you go funny&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Or anyway&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I glucose go referencing&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Not colony at Saigon&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;a is sarcastic&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"A" is earnest&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"&lt;a href="http://www.myspace.com/cruisingstl"&gt;Evil heart breaking bitch&lt;/a&gt; would like to be added as one of your friends"&lt;br /&gt;I can do that! I thought&lt;br /&gt;Click . . . click "approve"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Striven jovial&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Go guilt by obtrusion&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That's some thing you've got there&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-8707625231759330720?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/8707625231759330720/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=8707625231759330720' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/8707625231759330720'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/8707625231759330720'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2007/02/dirt-encrusted-judge.html' title='Dirt Encrusted Judge'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-5872116812542431782</id><published>2007-02-16T15:44:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-02-16T15:49:47.634-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Shirt Dreams with no filler</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.same.org/"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/9153/caseykenbigsandyne1.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Last night I went to a party. There were many more men than women at the party. It seemed like everyone was kind. This was a dream I had, because there wasn't a party unless you want to count hangin' around a bunch of literati waiting for something, though I'm not sure what they were waiting for.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As the party moved on into the late night, I was standing by the fire, nursing a crappy Manhattan.  From clear across the room, there was this impish woman smiling at me. I smiled back.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;At that precise moment, I noticed that all the men were wearing the same shirts that I had in my closet. They were my my shirts, I knew this intuitively, but they were the same colors, the same patterns with the same cuffs, the same fabric.  Several of the men were wearing the same shirt as an other, and these were my favorite shirts in my closet, so maybe they knew they were wearing my favorite shirt and they were trying to rub it in that my favorite shirts are not original at all, just visually appealing to me, my height and build.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Right after the ephiphany, I woke up.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-5872116812542431782?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/5872116812542431782/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=5872116812542431782' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/5872116812542431782'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/5872116812542431782'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2007/02/shirt-dreams-with-no-filler.html' title='Shirt Dreams with no filler'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-8633934068131558215</id><published>2007-02-14T21:57:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-02-14T22:01:17.108-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Rock Vote Paper</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.niemanwatchdog.org/ask_this/images/touchvote350.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://www.niemanwatchdog.org/ask_this/images/touchvote350.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;I like &lt;a href="http://www.bradenton.com/mld/bradenton/news/nation/16691814.htm"&gt;paperless voting&lt;/a&gt; &lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;I wish we could all vote on the computer either at home or the library,&lt;br /&gt;where we could spend hours voting and reading about what we're going to vote&lt;br /&gt;about and surf the net to find out enough&lt;br /&gt;information to vote even somewhat&lt;br /&gt;informed&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If we could save our votes until we were&lt;br /&gt;done voting and then&lt;br /&gt;submit our vote before the deadline?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That would be good paperless voting&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That gets my vote! &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-8633934068131558215?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/8633934068131558215/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=8633934068131558215' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/8633934068131558215'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/8633934068131558215'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2007/02/rock-vote-paper.html' title='Rock Vote Paper'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-6774455099048421300</id><published>2007-02-06T16:06:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-02-06T16:49:15.444-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Mo' Po'</title><content type='html'>thinkin' of mo' than one can &lt;a href="http://wings.buffalo.edu/epc/authors/perloff/langpo.html"&gt;cogitate&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;there's a banner for you, a banner right through you when drinkin' on the street late last night and staring at the shadow of a banner that read "Fight No More," I thought of the power of a well-placed "w."  All the semi-bohemian-hipsters-scenster-corporate-lacky-dogs who have bought in to the American Dream have finally moved in, which makes the rest of us want to drink on the streets in the fake-spring of this early February, but as an outsider of insiders, even if I wanted to, I could not choose a side in our imperialism inside and outside of this small-big-city.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Langpo?  PoMo? Shit, what the hell have you theorists been doing these last few years, listening to the bootlegs of popular hip-hop?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-6774455099048421300?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/6774455099048421300/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=6774455099048421300' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/6774455099048421300'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/6774455099048421300'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2007/02/mo-po.html' title='Mo&apos; Po&apos;'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-4014752258873290550</id><published>2007-01-30T23:22:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-13T22:53:08.119-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Bangin' One Out: Robert Archembeau[x] VS. Ron Silliman[y]</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://scorecard.typepad.com/crag_hills_poetry_score/2004/02/post_avant_vs_s.html"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5026092179221243618" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center;" alt="Ron Silliman vs. Robert Archambeau: Argumentative Public Poets" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2_moQYDd6UY/RcBENSbZ5uI/AAAAAAAAAAM/abbR77aFpIM/s320/ronvsbob.JPG" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;I couldn't resist. Really!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;There is mastery of some forms, there, in them, without parentheses, but &lt;a href="http://ronsilliman.blogspot.com/"&gt;one's&lt;/a&gt; got like twenty years on &lt;a href="http://samizdatblog.blogspot.com/2007/01/probably-dumbest-thing-silliman-has.html"&gt;the other&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Silly, men! Tricks are for kids.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;boys we'll be&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;and there's something manic about gender and I don't know why I'm bringing that up, or maybe it's just us, but I think I'm gonna drop it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;An incendiary moment should insist the insitution of theory &lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;though some might not believe an argument needs a dialectic third&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Two schools, same root. It's so strange that it's so simple to be Greek in theory&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;If we didn't have words, would we remember anything?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;"So stomp rump crumble stump," I say.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-4014752258873290550?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/4014752258873290550/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=4014752258873290550' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/4014752258873290550'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/4014752258873290550'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2007/01/bangin-one-out-robert-archembeaux-vs.html' title='Bangin&apos; One Out: Robert Archembeau[x] VS. Ron Silliman[y]'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2_moQYDd6UY/RcBENSbZ5uI/AAAAAAAAAAM/abbR77aFpIM/s72-c/ronvsbob.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-7060223347724242779</id><published>2007-01-23T23:06:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-01-23T23:20:10.262-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Some Do Thing</title><content type='html'>I don't know what that means?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He wears jeans and t-shirts and smiles a lot. That's all I know. No, I don't know him and he doesn't know me. At least, I don't think he knows me. Hell, I don't even know the shape of his face, all I see is his butt in jeans covered by a threadbare t-shirt. Yeah, and his hair, I see his hair covering his neck. The strands of his hair are always thick with days, but he must bathe. He must.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;No, I don't know him and I don't think you do, either. It's possible that no one knows him, but someone must, since that is more possible, someone knowing him, they must.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If I don't know his face, how can I know he smiles, you ask? I just know he smiles. I can feel him smiling, always smiling in his Chuck Taylor's. He's always wearing those shoes and smiling, even when it's raining and he's not wearing a coat, he's smiling in his t-shirt, jeans and Chuck Taylor's.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That's why I refer to him as Chuck. Yes, I know you're the first person I've told about him, but I recite his name when I think of him or see him. Yes, Chuck is the name I gave him, but he doesn't know that I named him Chuck and he might not like it if he did know that I named him Chuck. No, I've never told anyone, just myself and you. Yes, I love him. Of course.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Chuck doesn't wear socks, either. He's silly, isn't he?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-7060223347724242779?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/7060223347724242779/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=7060223347724242779' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/7060223347724242779'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/7060223347724242779'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2007/01/some-do-thing.html' title='Some Do Thing'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-5108370698820374332</id><published>2007-01-14T15:09:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-01-14T15:14:13.934-08:00</updated><title type='text'>An Infinite Moment</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm" fuseaction="'user.viewprofile&amp;friendid="&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b17/pixie360/nosepickers.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;half of what it could be, it would be then almost  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;we drained the bowls and licked each other until our bowels were soothed&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;a clean, damp dream of what could have been and possibly what was neither a day passes nor recedes without a thought of the mist along a ridge that boils from a draw or spur&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;we've avoided gulches here for years now, but the ravines around here still take me to you&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Three Creeks and a log on which to sit and see, we dreamt of heroes and heroines until our butts hurt and our necks were crook'd&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;we crossed the creeks with our feet asleep, a boulder at a time, through the ferns that writhed within the fir and oak that still guard this small clearing&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;here we lazed about the evening of an afternoon, our heads became balloons blown-up by a potpipe, heavy with the smoke from our childhood, our inflamed, omniscient youth&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;How unfortunate that we never kissed or held each other for more then a moment or two&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;if there could be or would have been an infinite moment, would you still wish to spend it with me and would I choose to be there with you? &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-5108370698820374332?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/5108370698820374332/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=5108370698820374332' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/5108370698820374332'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/5108370698820374332'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2007/01/infinite-moment.html' title='An Infinite Moment'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-2850794907616404423</id><published>2006-12-23T13:20:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-12-23T13:34:47.357-08:00</updated><title type='text'>8am-NYC</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://adayinthelifeofchrissie.blogspot.com/2006/06/new-york-trip.html"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 160px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://static.flickr.com/40/113981031_86fbc2d679_s.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Chrissie's taking care of my dog. Oh, what a dog. "Dog bite/on my leg/not right/'sposed to beg"-Black Flag/Henry Rollins&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Chrissie spent some time in New York. I spent some time in New York. She had a day and a night and I simply a morning, a morning away from Newark.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So, New York and Newark. Trains and planes bring us here&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hangin' out at the foodcourt in Newark on a twelve hour lag between home and home.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The first time in Newark I slept all night in the airport on my birthday after getting released from the Army.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now it's for Belgium and the purest person in the world. That's home.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Asleep in airport furniture is the purest torture, it's like being on the rode, brokedown and having to sleep in a two-seater sportcar, accept your in Jersey and it's grey water is everywhere.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That's all.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The next will be from Belgium with love.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-2850794907616404423?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/2850794907616404423/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=2850794907616404423' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/2850794907616404423'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/2850794907616404423'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2006/12/8am-nyc.html' title='8am-NYC'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-9149486927082511098</id><published>2006-12-17T00:56:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-12-17T01:23:58.685-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Fifty-Two-Forty</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.word.com/"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="Sink a sunk" src="http://www.locker14.co.za/BryanWebStills/book/fiftytwo.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;this is a word.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;One word.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;With this it becomes the only word.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There is a dragon among us and it's the dragon of drool. And what a dragon that could be, but the word is not a dragon and nor am I and nor are you the word for no word and no words can be all of us.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Some times this can be shit.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Shit a thick.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thickin' up your shit with toast.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Toaster parade.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Can a computer laugh?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There is no time for this.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There is only drool at this late an hour.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But Fifty-Two-Forty is still a word.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-9149486927082511098?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/9149486927082511098/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=9149486927082511098' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/9149486927082511098'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/9149486927082511098'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2006/12/fifty-two-forty.html' title='Fifty-Two-Forty'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-3172151525882134725</id><published>2006-12-14T19:52:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-12-14T23:49:55.941-08:00</updated><title type='text'>A House of Moments V</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://college.hmco.com/english/heath/syllabuild/iguide/stevens.html"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 240px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="Seven Saints Salivate" src="http://static.flickr.com/3/3017885_295ef9b66f_m.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;"This is the pit of torment that placid end&lt;br /&gt;Should be illusion, that the mobs of birth&lt;br /&gt;Avoid our stale perfections, seeking out&lt;br /&gt;Their own, waiting until we go&lt;br /&gt;To picnic in the ruins that we leave."&lt;br /&gt;-Wallace Stevens &lt;u&gt;Transport to Summer&lt;/u&gt;, "Dutch Graves in Bucks County"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That they sit, he and she, at a table made for three with three chairs, three settings, but they are only two of four that take up two chairs and all the air of that room. They feed each other slices of a winter fruit, almost frozen.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;There is nothing more than a fingertip they share. They share more, if you believe more than that thing, the simple ruins of living rooms and coffee tables.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;They share that word often, but neither of them is sure of the word, the delicate sound in a throat, the whispered air, the bottom breath of each other.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;Tonight since a long time, they are they instead of each an other.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-3172151525882134725?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/3172151525882134725/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=3172151525882134725' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/3172151525882134725'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/3172151525882134725'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2006/12/house-of-moments-v.html' title='A House of Moments V'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-5657172325320213924</id><published>2006-12-07T23:30:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-12-08T00:31:28.472-08:00</updated><title type='text'>My is classic</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Dna0oWu_EU"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 300px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="Convention" src="http://php.louisville.edu/it/planetarium/apps/albums/Misc_Events/LG_E_4a.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;my galaxy is sorry&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;compatibility planetarium in time out, and how many people use that phrase? How many believe planetaria have relationships?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Give your customer a statement or go find a customer, 'cause you already have a statement, or one you've been working on for a customer of yours&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Planetaria cost money to operate&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;words and paintin' might force you to become an expatriot&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;That's a thought&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;So this is not a thought less in this world &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-5657172325320213924?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/5657172325320213924/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=5657172325320213924' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/5657172325320213924'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/5657172325320213924'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2006/12/my-is-classic.html' title='My is classic'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-8378830045286433772</id><published>2006-12-05T21:09:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-12-05T21:47:24.601-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Molly Call Us Dad</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.mollysfudge.com/"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 250px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="Yup! That's Molly's fudge factory, alright." src="http://www.mollysfudge.com/Pictures/GiftBox2.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A full moon outlined by contrails in a mackerel sky . That is what Portland has this evening. The funny thing is, I just got a text message from Molly's dad and it read: "molly call us dad . . ." and then the number. I don't know Molly or her dad. But now I'm involved. And that's OK. It's something to write about.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Obviously, it was too good to pass up. It's not so good that I want to use it some place else, so I thought I'd put it here. It being Molly's Dad's message, this time.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.cgi.org/sky/clean.cfm"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 250px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="Don't eat anything!  I mean it!" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5f/Mackerelskylincolnshire.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mapping figures of speech is like mapping tornados on the moon and I'm going to leave the rest of it up to you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http:"&gt;Gottblog?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Got chicken pot pie in the oven and that's literal.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Got mewling cat in the room.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Got dog on bed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Got you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is true.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-8378830045286433772?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/8378830045286433772/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=8378830045286433772' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/8378830045286433772'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/8378830045286433772'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2006/12/molly-call-us-dad.html' title='Molly Call Us Dad'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-3646084365071080278</id><published>2006-11-29T23:02:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-11-29T23:51:02.476-08:00</updated><title type='text'>The Urgency of Days</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dry+day"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="A day to stay dry" src="http://www.allthingswatercolor.com/ImageSunDryDay.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;I plugged in to the TV and its news. It's all urgent. Something has to happen and in all likelihood, it will happen tonight and to me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mr. Sam Adams debriefs the news crews about what will happen and how our road crews will take care of us. Please! Stay off the roads. Whatever you do, don't go onto a road unless you have all the safety equipement necessary to keep us all safe.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Believe it, yeah! It's a new dawn"-Grace Slick at Woodstock&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Of course, the quote starts off with: "You have heard the heavy bands. Now you will hear mourning maniac music . . ." and then ends with something else, though I'm not sure what. Hopefully, as I imagine, it all ends with a bunch of LSD or some other psychotropic drug.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Body Brokers"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cameron Diaz is stoned in a pan shot just now in a quick quip about how much the biggest stars make now.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I've been drinking bourbon, because my wife leaves on Friday for many weeks. OK, you got me. I'd drink bourbon anyway, just probably not as much. I found this really good bourbon for $20 a bottle: Corner Creek and it's only 44% ethyl alcohol.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Dealing in body parts"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"The gift of the body"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;the weather is the news of the night&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;we are night and then we are day&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Saturday will be a dry day, they say, except for me, I'll be wet with wine, I promise!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-3646084365071080278?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/3646084365071080278/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=3646084365071080278' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/3646084365071080278'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/3646084365071080278'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2006/11/urgency-of-news.html' title='The Urgency of Days'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-380784803215122171</id><published>2006-11-28T22:08:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-11-28T23:08:16.469-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Broken Hair and Blanks</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://jules123.mydeardiary.com/entry.html?de_key=2018963"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="A Blank Hair" src="http://www.microscopy-uk.org.uk/mag/imag97/mmhair1.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;This is broken hair. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;This is a night on Tuesday. This Tuesday is just like any Tuesday's 3rd day of the week. Three of seven is not good odds, but then again maybe there's chances for us all. Maybe Tuesday is the best day of the week.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Savor this Tuesday, it won't ever happen again.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;That was broken hair and blanks.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-380784803215122171?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/380784803215122171/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=380784803215122171' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/380784803215122171'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/380784803215122171'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2006/11/broken-hair-and-blanks.html' title='Broken Hair and Blanks'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-4956169362589355248</id><published>2006-11-26T23:53:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-11-27T00:30:08.608-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Body Meta</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:georgia;"&gt;There is no image. I've been watching a podcast for the past 15 minutes and it goes on and on about something, our bodies and other peoples bodies, on bodymakover.com, but I don't think a recommendation is in order. We are weird. Us, people, particularly those fine people found in the United States (We people here at Frank Sauce really don't like to refer to people in the States as Americans, but that's just us).&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Some might say you can make over your body according to your predesigned blueprint. And this whole time I'm thinkin' about writing and how some write "the body," and all the possibilities that entails and how some could be more effective if they only had a blueprint to their writing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Body beta:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Identity&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Place&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Experience&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Though many would place the intention of the body in writing as well-entrenched, at least in acedemia, the institutionalized text. We're writing and reading inside and outside that body here at Frank Sauce.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It's late. Get some sleep, Mr. Coleman&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-4956169362589355248?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/4956169362589355248/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=4956169362589355248' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/4956169362589355248'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/4956169362589355248'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2006/11/body-meta.html' title='Body Meta'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-116426770009113082</id><published>2006-11-22T22:43:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-11-22T23:57:42.103-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Your fingers are a Grave</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.gravediggershow.com/"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: pointer; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://static.flickr.com/51/109292981_1c4dc0709c_o.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dear Beloved Reader,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This amuses and saddens us here at Frank Sauce:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href="http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/metaphor"&gt;metaphor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;n : a figure of speech in which an expression is used to refer to something that it does not literally denote in order to suggest a similarity&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;One has to dig down a bit to find this definition.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This title is a metaphor. A=B. B=A. Your fingers=a Grave. A grave=Your fingers.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;No, no. Your fingers, dear reader, may not be a grave, but I just wanted to cover my bases, just in case one of us has grave fingers.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Give thanks, if you disagree.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Old farts like us don't wanna know about no grave.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Wasn't Grave Digger the name of a monster truck?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Digger Graves would be a good pen name for a humorist.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We hear, a drink a day keeps the doctor away, three drinks brings us to the page. Or perhaps I'm the only one. Well, that's ridiculous, isn't it?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Live(write) your life like your digging your grave with your fingers. That's our advice.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Best regards,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your Friends at Frank Sauce&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-116426770009113082?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/116426770009113082/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=116426770009113082' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/116426770009113082'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/116426770009113082'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2006/11/your-fingers-are-grave.html' title='Your fingers are a Grave'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-116400271431826999</id><published>2006-11-19T22:04:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-11-19T22:21:27.846-08:00</updated><title type='text'>A House of Moments IV</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://myspace.com/thesnotrockets"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: pointer; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://punkhorror.com/assets/images/booger.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“But &lt;em&gt;Bottom&lt;/em&gt;, a text composed to a striking extent of cited and re-cited fragments of other’s writing, provides a clear example of how the cited text simultaneously signifies within its new context and refers back to its previous appearances.” --Mark Scroggins, &lt;em&gt;Louis Zukofsky and the Poetry of Knowledge&lt;/em&gt;, p. 90, The University of Alabama Press, 1998&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Naomi thinks there is so much between even one thing, the relationship between the self and a self. Naomi combs her hair in front of her mirror. Staring at herself, but knowing there’s another person there between Naomi and her mirror.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“We were on our way here and we know from views of the thing from that is modern art, if you are thinking something nasty,” Naomi’s thoughts say to themselves.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“For one thing true love should take all night!” is another.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fragments from his echo (his dreams):&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He can analyze it, that Eric, not only the cabin he brushed, gathering, lifted his great gut so he could hook his thumbs into his woolly mount that skidded to a stop. He frowned down on him from behind an impressive imitation.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ignorance meant fear. So they had unloaded it in the market of listening to one more story about the magnetic field of the deep exam. Eric had dug a small flute out of his pack and played and stumbled away to the heads where he could be alone with his minute.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This cannot be. He has so admired you and your people here. You are your sources; your sources are correct. Tomorrow is the death day and that is all.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Any idea what this is, or what this means?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He put on his bejeweled eyes and looked through the door, if you see anything, anything at all, please tell us.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We slipped on our packs and started walking. By the time had an hour, like everything else you saw. The dog is your body. The thing you order around, sit up, beg.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Eric shook his head in amazement. Too deep for me. Like that pool, a plastic bottle filled with liquid. He removed the top and handed it to me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“Drink this, all of it. I’ll hold the gun,” he demanded&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But this really started it all:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In the end, there is no beginning.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Be that as it may, in the end, there was no beginning. At least, Eric didn’t remember the beginning. You know how it is sometimes. You remember the first time you rode a bicycle or the first time you kissed someone? Years, even decades later, at certain moments, you remember again that first kiss or that first time you rode your bike without training wheels, when you wash the dishes or start your car or unplug the toaster to clean it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Eric doesn’t remember those moments, those first times, because, for him, in the end, there was no beginning.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It’s not as if everything is a new thought; he can remember doing things before, like the last time he changed a light bulb or the last time he ate rice, beans and eggs for breakfast. These moments he remembers.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It’s not as if he can’t remember the moments as they begin or end, he just can’t remember the first moments, the repetitive moment sure, but never the moment that began the long list of times he stubbed his toe, or times he waxed his shoes, or times he picked his nose and ate his dried snot. When did he begin to acquire a taste for his own snot or even his own farts? Eric can’t remember.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He does know the end, though; he found it in a tree, in a dream last night, hanging the antennae for his two-way radio. The branch broke and Eric fell to the ground. Eric does remember his dreams.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This night he only dreamt of one song of love.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-116400271431826999?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/116400271431826999/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=116400271431826999' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/116400271431826999'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/116400271431826999'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2006/11/house-of-moments-iv.html' title='A House of Moments IV'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-116252004000823539</id><published>2006-11-02T18:07:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-11-02T18:14:00.026-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Justin Dobbs, Frank Sauce and Possibility</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.newmobility.com/mag_images/98/march/cover001.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://www.newmobility.com/mag_images/98/march/cover001.gif" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"I don't think I've ever read before a manifesto or what have you for "blogging." I like that you call your site a bloem. It's so much more beautiful a word than what has been used for. Your right - one is immediately put off by the apparently sterility of a website or bloem. But I think we have to go beyond doing it based on the idea that we do not know what fruits it may bring to beginning to rattle off some concrete forms and usages, to begin to treat it as a device for spilling over overabundances of meaning across the world. Hem."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;His name is actually Justin Dobbs and he has a blog at &lt;a href="http://zwischenstadt.blogspot.com/"&gt;Justin Dobbs on Northwest Literature and Art.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We've never met, but there's been several moments when you could read his words and then mine or vice versa:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://nowwhatblog.blogspot.com/2006/06/event-of-language-duet-lidia.html"&gt;"Event of Language: A duet" by  lidia yuknavitch &amp; lance olsen&lt;/a&gt; on the "What Now" Blog&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.amazon.com/Frances-Johnson-Stacey-Levine/dp/0972323465"&gt;Stacey Levine and her book "Frances Johnson"&lt;/a&gt; by Clear Cut Press on Amazon.com reviews.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I believe we're both really big fans of &lt;a href="http://www.clearcutpress.com/"&gt;Clear Cut Press.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I like his blog.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He doesn't have a manifesto, but maybe he's working on one. We'd like to help him with his layout; it looks like a government website, but it's a good read.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What about our manifesto here at Frank Sauce?  Does it exist, as Mr. Dobbs suggests?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;One could always believe it's " . . . little machines inside that keep me writing."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Our intentions here at Frank Sauce may not be knowable, thus the moments of semi-focused elucidation.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;However, Mr. Dobbs offers a glimpse at an important broading of a writer's work through it's existence on the internet, rather then a book or a performance with " . . .we do not know what fruits it may bring to beginning to rattle off some concrete forms and usages, to begin to treat it as a device for spilling over overabundances of meaning across the world."  Now, this sentence's ambiguity forces one to create meaning, so that's what we will do now.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;" . . . spilling over overabundances of meaning . . ."&lt;br /&gt;Pulling a thing or a segment of a thing from one site and referencing it here, expands on the meaning of a thing here and a thing there, simply because of their established relationship.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As things combine and referents re-combine, the polysemy of a thing becomes polyvalent.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And that opens the fields of meaning.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Who knows where that can lead us as each of us follows a thing through it's cycle.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-116252004000823539?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/116252004000823539/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=116252004000823539' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/116252004000823539'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/116252004000823539'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2006/11/justin-dobbs-frank-sauce-and.html' title='Justin Dobbs, Frank Sauce and Possibility'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-116245146211010351</id><published>2006-11-01T23:09:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-12-05T21:09:28.308-08:00</updated><title type='text'>November Remembers</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/berkshire/content/articles/2006/07/19/svengali_festival_feature.shtml"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="JFK doesn't remember anyone, but someone still remembers JFK" src="http://static.flickr.com/34/104241808_9445de32f6_m.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Frank remembers everything in November&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The middle of fall, when Scorpio shines&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;November moves the skeleton trees&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A masculine month&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-116245146211010351?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/116245146211010351/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=116245146211010351' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/116245146211010351'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/116245146211010351'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2006/11/november-remembers.html' title='November Remembers'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-116192430173292212</id><published>2006-10-26T21:32:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-11-01T13:30:21.326-08:00</updated><title type='text'>A quick some thing</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.kottke.org/06/10/google-code-search"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="Even you can be a superparticle" src="http://www.artifice.com/radiance/RadHouse.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This question? This mixed to the quick, perhaps.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Experimental may have experiment in it, but it's not always an experiment, is it? As one might write experimental fiction or experimental poetry, it can sometimes be less then objective and when an experiment reaches the non-objective state, it loses its science and gains its art. [after-after Note: This little paragraph still doesn't work for us. In fact, it's supremely bad writing and a lackluster figure of waxen body that melts with the first sign of heat (against any argument). While the play between experiment and -al exists, what exists for us here is that experimental writing should push the boundaries of the cognitive psyche. Does this section of the courtship elucidate or mystify the boundaries of one's psyche, that is, the entire thing or complex?] &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That idea really isn't very important to us here at Frank Sauce.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In fact, we're not really concerned with the Avant- nor even the Savant-.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Then what is to be concerned about or found important, here?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh, a tad bit of this and a tad bit of that, but really simply this courtship revels within ideas and feelings and that something that one can't really fully experience through expression, the knowable unknown known unknowable. Now, how's that for a pitchfork of a premise?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There's always a little bit of blo' 'em in a bloem, ya know?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The context in other historical figures?  That seems to be the norm with many on the fringe. I used to joke that I was a sublistist and my art was sublistism. There's still something there, one must agree.  Many are still in the crucible of Modernism, however, fighting to find another casting to fit in or perhaps a new foundry all together.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Wouldn't that be nice? A new foundry!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And the new foundry is here in cyberspace and one can begin a Borges dream.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That's right. They are all here, you just might not see them.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Look in and out; you will find them.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Of course, we will only find what you are looking for, even if we may not know what we seek.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-116192430173292212?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/116192430173292212/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=116192430173292212' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/116192430173292212'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/116192430173292212'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2006/10/quick-some-thing.html' title='A quick some thing'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-116175648978009660</id><published>2006-10-24T23:05:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-10-24T23:40:05.153-07:00</updated><title type='text'>A With It Body</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.daviddarling.info/encyclopedia/S/superparticle.html"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="Even you can be a superparticle" src="http://www.weebls-stuff.com/userfiles/Image/superhero/Superheroes.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pick a lock to &lt;a href="http://www.findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m1608/is_4_18/ai_84153427"&gt;your girlfriends heart&lt;/a&gt; with your ultimate key!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;All this text is bundled to self-install and run on the halo-scanners&lt;br /&gt;like that chick across the street from you or maybe down the hall&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A quick letter:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hi Pansy Burr!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I hope this lands in your box, email box that is! :-)&lt;br /&gt;I was glad to see you the other day. I expect you were truly had by New York, or perhaps you had New York? The latter doesn't happen very often, but it's the preferred method of New Yorking.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So much, so much, so much happening all the time, lots of great opportunities.&lt;br /&gt;And speaking of opportunities, the deal I was speaking to you about the other day included a company named Hormone (NYSE:HME). It's already risen, but &lt;a href="http://www.lunacon.org/2006/06/19/the-big-announcement/"&gt;the big announcement&lt;/a&gt; isn't even out yet, so there's still time before too many people know about me and you and New York and HME. I have got this to share already and made $2,000 of what you gave me. I propose you to do the same today: sell the rest that you have!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hope this helps you out. I'll see you this weekend.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yours,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Frank Sauce&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;open timbre&lt;br /&gt;out-of-fashion&lt;br /&gt;like a midday flower&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Octahedron Group Pad was groomed by Caliope during the inner-rebellion on the playa, between Freak Bomb and Nuestra Casa&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We were all night-clad, our palms the capital of our bodies; the lithographer had the craziest haircut and his palm sweated blood like Jesus. The rest of us were amateurs in our martydom, even though Mary had the oddest shaped cranium.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The mothballed office found an onion flute under it's desk alongside a pot-pipe apple&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The methyl chloride olive mangrove law is omni-ignorant, naked at night outside the oscillated circuit&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.ltoa.org.uk/"&gt;The tree officer&lt;/a&gt; netted nothing but cells and molecules not found in nature, like spirit nitrogen&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The horny curator of museums collected a specimen far from the road of filled with plaster jackets, with a helicopter or two lifting the heavy cargo then dropping them to the ground at the city dump, where all the workers ate coco paste to stay awake and keep working. Sometimes the factory allowed the employees to take the samples. Sometimes, but not too often.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Developers deploy viewers virtually seamless now&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This does not signify agreement&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We are now search powered, like T. Rex&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7285683/"&gt;Soft tissue scientists&lt;/a&gt; extracted what appears to be dinosaur seams&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm a paper baller, not a paper tearer.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The University findings provide insights in evolution through physiology, the change in our extinction could fill three museums, at least. Especially after Montana is excavated for sandstone or becomes the military base near Hell, the real one.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The real Hell that is&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This doesn't easily fit in the front pocket of your pants unless you have one of those really nifty phones&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Don't space out the importance, either; light still travels faster then a single email.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Keep on going round the galaxy-no place is home," a self-helper spoke, pointing at me. Pretty crude and crummy, I thought, but spoke not my mind for the third time that day.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Can all feel, share, enjoy together, laugh together and cry together?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bow and wow, gentlemen. I just detected a couple of tachyons as they collided, while a Bush swore another war crime into office&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We all have an ability to deny to believe, how else would you explain the saying "Happy Halloween?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;These things happen. I've sent for a second batch and it's en route as we speak, so talk fast.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Another quick letter:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dear Loser:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lots of men deal with this daily not knowing there's &lt;a href="http://beirut.craigslist.org/m4m/"&gt;a comprehensive solution&lt;/a&gt; to the problem.&lt;br /&gt;Not just stopping it, but curing it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;No anguish, only adoration.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thank you,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Frank Sauce&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;These other objects are nothing without you&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It is the only currency on prime-time&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But here time becomes less relevant, but look for the natural decay of access, it's here, somewhere.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-116175648978009660?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/116175648978009660/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=116175648978009660' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/116175648978009660'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/116175648978009660'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2006/10/with-it-body.html' title='A With It Body'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-116089945202288480</id><published>2006-10-15T00:55:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-10-15T01:32:30.560-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Too Many Butts in the Kitchen</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://reconstruction.eserver.org/061/smith.shtml"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="From Ichigo Grrl -http://www.flickr.com/photos/ichigo_grrl/" src="http://static.flickr.com/3/5080678_01a5ab83cc_m.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The kitchen was busy rewiring itself when we all came in. We wondered when the kitchen would retire and start selling pork by-products&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Buy this product now and all women will be yours" was the point of the commercial.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am sure it was&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Of course! Obvious by hindsight. I knew of a dozen hypnotic gases&lt;br /&gt;hanging out, away in the opposite direction and around the bend.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.writing.upenn.edu/~afilreis/88/hartley.html"&gt;Politics and the Language Poets&lt;/a&gt;(excerpts) by George Hartley (1989)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------"Let us undermine the bourgeoisie." So Ron Silliman ends his contribution to "The Politics of Poetry" symposium in L=A=N=G=U=A=G=E 9/10 (October 1979).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Perhaps we're all trying to dismantle the mortality table, that mythico-philosophical mischief of the writer's task.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Old-age is the pea green face of a pensioner&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Some shit:&lt;br /&gt;Neo-hellenism&lt;br /&gt;Mutation's pressurized paradise&lt;br /&gt;pallid-faced one-ideaed, like Notre Dame&lt;br /&gt;moss-bound mining, building by destroying, like an bio-engineer would for molasses and grass&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ha! Old womanishness becomes a narrow guage for the blindness of memory.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But in what ways can the following excerpt from Charles Bernstein's "Lift Plow Plates" be seen as a critique of capitalist society?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"For brief scratches, omits,&lt;br /&gt;lays away the oars (hours).&lt;br /&gt;Flagrant immersion besets all&lt;br /&gt;the best boats. Hands, hearts&lt;br /&gt;don't slip, solidly&lt;br /&gt;(sadly) departs."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This play seems forced, like night vision, with the soldier or investigator in a neon tube made of pearls, hardening like arteries or freshly metal tipped trees.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"We have to sacrifice someone to get it done," she said that night. At least, that's what I remember her saying as she tried to cut off my ear, but I was so loaded, she probably could have cut off my cock and I wouldn't have cared. Luckily, someone else cared more about me then I did at the time and we stumbled away with my ear still intact from the house to an empty bonfire along the beach to fuck.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For &lt;a href="http://www.blogger.com/&lt;a%20href="&gt;Susan Howe&lt;/a&gt;, the opening up of syntax is the opening up of thought, the denial of imposed intellectual categories. "Emily Dickinson and &lt;a href="http://www.blogger.com/&lt;a%20href="&gt;Gertrude Stein&lt;/a&gt;," Howe writes, ". . . conducted a skillful and ironic investigation of patriarchal authority over literary history. Who polices questions of grammar, parts of speech, connection, and connotation? Whose order is shut inside the structure of the sentence?" (My Emily Dickinson, 11). What is needed is a new grammar:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fantasticality&lt;br /&gt;nimble phantasma capering on a page&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;with antic&lt;br /&gt;gesture.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Stein's work, as Howe suggests, is a second major precursor of Language poetry. The December 1978 issue of L=A=N=G=U=A=G=E (the journal, edited by Bruce Andrews and Charles Bernstein, which served as a forum for poets involved with so-called language-writing) began with a special feature on readings of Stein's &lt;u&gt;Tender Buttons&lt;/u&gt; (1914). A key passage from these readings is the first poem in Stein's work:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A CARAFE, THAT IS A BLIND GLASS&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A kind in glass and a cousin, a spectacle and nothing strange a&lt;br /&gt;single hurt color and an arrangement in a system to pointing.&lt;br /&gt;All this and not ordinary, not unordered in not resembling. The&lt;br /&gt;difference is spreading.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This partriachal authority is the authority of the writer (Aristotelian, really), because at the time of Stein, most writers were guys, so they wrote about guy things, but didn't Stein kinda write like a guy would. Of course, I have to wonder what she was like in bed. Was Gertrude Stein a good lover or did she make love like a guy would, too?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-116089945202288480?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/116089945202288480/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=116089945202288480' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/116089945202288480'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/116089945202288480'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2006/10/too-many-butts-in-kitchen.html' title='Too Many Butts in the Kitchen'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-116061619753609763</id><published>2006-10-11T18:21:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-10-11T18:44:52.176-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Paul Constant, Frank Sauce and the Man Booker Prize for Fiction</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://gallery.phoenixnest.org/albums/album01/skeleton.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="Paul Constant from The Stranger not wearing flannel but smoking three cigarettes" src="http://www.thestranger.com/blog/files/old/paul-jan506.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Frank Sauce's one self-proclaimed fan wrote:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;fanuma on 4:53 PM&lt;br /&gt;Dear Frank --&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Booker is the most important prize in the English [language]. English is the most important language in the world. Why did you say this?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://www.thestranger.com/blog/2006/10/kiran_desai_wins_man.php&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Paul Constant is a critic/god. He is the Edmund Wilson of the Pacific Northwest. A flannel Edmund Wilson, if you will.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;An explanatoi[io]n is required.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your Fan,&lt;br /&gt;Fanuma&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;to a comment Frank Sauce posted on &lt;a href="http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/Author?oid=17693"&gt;Paul Constant's&lt;/a&gt; post on The Stranger's blog on the Man Booker prize for fiction &lt;a href="http://www.thestranger.com/blog/2006/09/the_man_booker_prize.php"&gt;a month ago&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Why, exactly, should people in Seattle care about a prize given in a little island in the Atlantic Ocean, an island about the size of the Olympic Peninsula? What makes this even more insulting to my brief attention span, scrolling through your so called blog looking for screenshots from Hump is that this prize is for a novel. The Man Booker is for 1) a book that is 2) not even real in 3) an empire that no longer exists. Who cares? Perhaps you should devote your attention to handicapping the employee of the month at Pizza Hut? It's about the same thing. Why don't you list the top five upsell techniques used by Red Robin waitstaff at South Center, Paul Constant? I read these names -- Sarah Waters -- Kiran Desei -- who? &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/geirarne/230177739/"&gt;here's your real news &lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And, then again, Frank Sauce's second comment:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mr. Constant:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You're prediction was correct. Congrats! Yet there's no possible way that I can bow to you, even in the figurative sense. We should all agree that the Man Booker prize is not a gauge of a book's literary value ("Literature is news that stays news"-EP), but of the book's selling [emotional and physical] value right now. No doubt, Ms. Karsai wrote her heart and soul into her book and she deserves the kudos and the sales that come from receiving the Man and in no way do I want to belittle her achievement.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;However, I believe you misread my previous comment, which leads me to believe you will misread this, my second, comment, but I will try to write this text more in the narrative (a less obscure form than before), which may be more inline with the way you think. The argument of a literary prize’s value will forever be available for us to discuss, but we really should try to avoid those arguments.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My comment to your prediction questioned your position, but why you would even take a position befuddles me. Unless, of course, you like that position and you seem to like positions that make you “100% correct” for a day. Yes, I, too, love the feeling of you feeling “100% correct” for a day. Everyone should have those days. It simply saddens me that we need the Man to feel this type of validity.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thank you for reading,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Frank Sauce&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Saucer of Frank's more obscure response:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Paul is a plastic dog mouthpiece for an ancient ships computer, because critics are almost as bad as artist when given criticism. The ancient computer's ship filled with migrants who have been hiding away up here, or down there, really. They avoid the man and his post-colonial-multi-cultural theory.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You don't.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Paul must have looked at the watch set into his little fingernail, after we asked him the time by reading his reviews. We should have known his fingernails could tell anyone the time. They were that beautiful and the clocks inside them told the truest time.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;you, Constant Paul, you appall me, though I'm attracted to your gun-shot text and your devil-may-care tone.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Help yourself to refreshments because that is the last kind word&lt;br /&gt;of quick whispers you will get from Mr. Sauce.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hopefully, we will not reluctantly return to each other, all scowls again.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And to Fanuma:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You're correct! The Booker prize is the most important prize each year given (the mistype before editing was "price") for a book written in the English language by a writer from the Commonwealth or the Republic of Ireland. However, I disagree that English is the most important language in the world. Because of it possesses so much popularity with some secondary speakers? I think French has the most secondary speakers still. However, I'm pretty sure Mandarin Chinese is spoken by twice as many people as English (native and secondary included), which gives a convincing argument that Mandarin Chinese is the most important language in the world and in my humble opinion it's one of the more beautiful languages to listen to and not understand. Listen to &lt;a href="”"&gt;Bei Dao&lt;/a&gt; if you don’t believe me or watch a Wong Kar Wai flick.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Be that as it may, my response to Paul Constant's comment was a bit "dickish" in tone, as Paul wrote. This is not an apology, though; I assure you. My comment's form didn't fit the format of the mainstream, certainly, but there are more then a few ambiguous images and referents that free-up the meaning of my possible intentions. Fortunately, Paul Constant doesn't give a rat's ass about Frank Sauce and his ilk, but I'm very pleased that you do, Fanuma.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Let's hear it for Frank Sauce's only fan: Fanuma!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Let's have a hip-hop parade for Fanuma&lt;br /&gt;Frank Sauce's only fan!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thank you dearly for reading this courtship of memories, Fanuma. Really! Thank you so much!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Frank Sauce&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-116061619753609763?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/116061619753609763/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=116061619753609763' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/116061619753609763'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/116061619753609763'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2006/10/paul-constant-frank-sauce-and-man.html' title='Paul Constant, Frank Sauce and the Man Booker Prize for Fiction'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-116036218740945706</id><published>2006-10-08T19:44:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-10-08T19:54:49.086-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Some Time Outside</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.nakedbeggars.net/home.htm"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="Before all the Bay City Bombers got married" src="http://www.pogo.org.uk/railway/photos/tw29.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"My concern isn't history or place, it's sense and non-sense, place and placelessness, the known and the unknowable," Frank said.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The third of the first of the second within a minute, when time makes a graveyard for thought and its thinking.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Memory sits gilded, up from the funnel-shaped vent beside us. But instead of and's and or's, they reside inside it, where there were four little blobs of light. Greens and reds&lt;br /&gt;were very much in order, which gives us the sweet pleasure of waking.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Deeply appreciated, after a last whistle of wind and crash of thunder were manufactured quite widely for the industry of time.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It is an anthropology of knowledge, which is what attracted me to the service; its downfall had been an accident.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We blocked and grabbed and it was still a couple of our days away and not worth waiting for. At least, enthusiastically, what with our medication that begins to override our pain and deterioration with age.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Horse, but no rider," I said.&lt;br /&gt;"Families?" she asked.&lt;br /&gt;"Reasonable," he said doubtfully. "But what are we doing?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;At a shoe exhibition, we were being grated together, like the leather and metal of the shoes. Her best shoes contained projectors of molecules without a visible source.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Climatized.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Him bit-wise, unaware of the sarcasm in the Koran, those before the pool in the middle of a desert.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She had the switchboard butt to broadcast the deception of the possibility, an ass and more in pure beauty.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Its sees to retain and clothe, but some not to drain, its crossbow, its dessert, its task, all a lanced infection to placate his mother, see?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Rampant truancy at the stationery store; they were all centrist on behalf of some goose-lord, who made his money on berry-wine and imports from Chine, his wife, Candace from Czechoslovakia, always said he invented the halide and pulse-current electricity. It betrays, sees livestock in some delicate sage, sees pockets in alleyways, a pint swapped between lovers.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-116036218740945706?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/116036218740945706/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=116036218740945706' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/116036218740945706'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/116036218740945706'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2006/10/some-time-outside.html' title='Some Time Outside'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-116011273335960516</id><published>2006-10-05T22:31:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-10-05T22:50:27.010-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Maggie Battle, skate decidedly!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.bonsoiree.com/"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="Before all the Bay City Bombers got married" src="http://www.baycitybombers.com/Roller_Derby_Track.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She got new skates yesterday. He was furious at the wrong about to be suffered. The skates are white, the wheels are rubber and they roll well on wood and concrete both. The co-producers were Calvin Kuhl and David Elton. Maggie Battle laces them for the first time, one eyelet then two until the laces are pulled tight, tied and even.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The Visible, The Untrue &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hart Cranes’ books may be reprinted only when these eBooks are free of all fees. With the white leather of the skates bound to her ankles, as she twists and turns her heavier feet, Maggie’s day-dreams careen for the scrapes and scuffs the skates will have after her first derby.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;Yes, I being&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She practices starts in front of her mirror, the pose before the startgun goes off makes her smile. The co-producers are Calvin Kuhl and David Elton. She has been practicing her race-face for months, while lifting weights, a mirror above her and beside her.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;the terrible puppet of my dreams, shall&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well, I guess I was the first guy ashore so the old man said I could broadcast. “Yep, all by its little self, once you turn those wheels,” Maggie says to herself, digging the rubber-nose of her skates into the floor.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;lavish this on you-&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He regarded basket-ball and gymnasium antics as light-minded for a football gladiator. “Yep, all by its little self, once you turn those wheels,” Maggie said, looking down, the shine of the wheels still gleamed after being racked up against the moldings.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;the dense mine of the orchid, split in two.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Quartermaster said, “I’m a quartermaster sergeant.” After each practice start, Ms. Battle wondered how the living room wall felt having her skate into it after each practice start.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;And the fingernails that cinch such&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He never said anything important, and he always said it sonorously. She tried to stop short each time, but to turn would have been even more brutal for her and the wall.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;environs?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The faster you can get the wounded out, the better chance they’ve got. Otherwise, I’m just the guy who occupies ground. And Maggie asked herself after she stopped her starts, “Will she bring peace, will she bring sisterhood?”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;And what about the staunch neighbor tabulations,&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He never said anything important, and he always said it sonorously. She wondered why she, herself, would ask such a question, her breath caught up struggles into and out of her, as she skates into her kitchen for a glass of water.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;with all their zest for doom?&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We wouldn’t hire a lawyer who’d never been to law school, because if you don’t derive profits, no royalty is due. Maggie gulps the water down, her body ready for a soak in her bath and her memories ready for a vodka before dinner.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;I'm wearing badges&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The faster you can get the wounded out, the better chance they’ve got. But we're clothing and feeding one million seven hundred thousand men. “I take cover and I creep from cover and I hold the line,” Maggie thought aloud, the derby always there, a relentless vision.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;that cancel all your kindness. Forthright&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;They’ll be made and they’ll fly the planes and keep ‘em flying, because the planes have no political aims, no political ambitions. “Skate! Skate! Skate!” Maggie Battle cries out on her way to the bathroom with her shot of vodka in one hand and eucalyptus oil in the other.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;I watch the silver Zeppelin&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So why do we have to fight all over the map? There’s no spur-jingling or table-pounding. Maggie’s bath steams, the alabaster white bathtub gleans the light from the candles after her war with the wall in her livingroom.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;destroy the sky. To&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The music was composed by Laurentius Lemlin, with the orchestra conducted by Mr. Robert Armstrong and Mr. Kurt Weil at an afterhours soirée. For an hour, Ms. Battle soaks in the bath, her feet inside the skates that hang outside the tub.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;stir your confidence?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SERGEANT: Hell, they don’t want to be swore in! And in that faith let us march toward the clean world our hands can make. Every time Maggie pulls the drain to empty the tub a bit and pour in more hot water, her skates clang against the side of the bathtub. Much to her delight.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;To rouse what sanctions-?&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I shivered and prayed at Valley Forge, and my prayer was answered.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;The silver strophe... the canto&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We had a rock to defend, and we defended it. The spirit of man has awakened and the soul of man has gone forth.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;bright with myth ... Such&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;All the same, Susy, I’d kind of like to hear from you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;distances leap landward without&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I’m going to see my friends die and hear the wounded cry out like a whispering field.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;evil smile. And, as for me....&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He was eloquently drunk, lovingly and pugnaciously drunk.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;The window weight throbs in its blind&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We wouldn’t hire a lawyer who’d never been to law school.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;partition. To extinguish what I have of faith.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The sergeant said to be sure to ask you how you were fixed for lemon extract.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;Yes, light. And it is always&lt;br /&gt;always, always the eternal rainbow&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;And it is always the day, the farewell day unkind.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“Yep, all by its little self, once you turn those wheels,” Maggie smiles. She blows out the last candle, after her shadow breaks across her bathroom mirror, after the last flicker of light across her body and face bends her over.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-116011273335960516?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/116011273335960516/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=116011273335960516' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/116011273335960516'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/116011273335960516'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2006/10/maggie-battle-skate-decidedly.html' title='Maggie Battle, skate decidedly!'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-115820719260520558</id><published>2006-09-13T21:06:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-09-13T21:17:10.896-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Jack Clarke the Polygamist Poet reports on President Bush</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.whitehouse.gov/"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="Mr. Clarke and the President of the United States" src="http://www.earwater.com/images/jackandbush.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In the silence what ancient promise again renewed? For now, the poet praises beauty that is but redness of clay.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We are not gods to create life, and only what is given to us to order and rule (or destroy, depending on your proclivities, ya know?).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your sun is but a smoky shadow: ours' the flame, an eternal glow. But the president said, "Was not Faustus a historian and prophet? As I lay, all but the desireless spirit seems to roll and pass away."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The President then went on and on: "My love shall be in thine when love is sacrifice above and darkness before us for blind uncountable years when there is still in us a heaven-descended ray of that which built the palaces of night and day as thou only art real, these, but shadows of immortals, if it was so with me, might he not be hostile for all his life long? Through him those who had only blind strength have grown crafty to conspire even against the God with one alone he lingers murmuring heart to heart one infinite love is life enough for me, not too sultry fire stained the sweet crystal of spirit, for what secret lies behind the lovely light? Since thou art darkened I will enter thee giving my light to see the unfallen lights then a vast and silent river seemed to roll and pass me by a night of many million years, which breaks now to dawn, but when they cling unto the hands, the lips, the eyes, our song of war is silent. See what star-glimmering citadels rise in the blue!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh, what heroes, what strong immortal soldiers, overcame that ancient axis of evil! In the silence of the towers, what ancient promise again renewed! And yet it was thy will made thee heretical and rebel to that joy.&lt;br /&gt;And yet I think that I, who had could not vanish from his liberal eyes, was still within him."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mr. Bush as never been more eloquent nor vapid.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;God bless us all.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Poet and pauper.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Priest and thief.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Starlit and tramp.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Vagabond and businessman.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;you and I&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and we&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;in our neglect of history of prophets and seers.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-115820719260520558?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/115820719260520558/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=115820719260520558' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/115820719260520558'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/115820719260520558'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2006/09/jack-clarke-polygamist-poet-reports-on.html' title='Jack Clarke the Polygamist Poet reports on President Bush'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-115812974889874759</id><published>2006-09-12T23:34:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-09-13T10:46:17.500-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Now is All and Nothing and Something Between.</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://earwater.blogspot.com"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="A gap with a view" src="http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/world/2006-07/15/xin_1407031521335433270838.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Night eats at a memory of what needed to be written on the question of existence for Frank Sauce and “a courtship of memories, like dreams.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Onward. Further!" They said. but that's not a real answer, only a transition.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Art could be a gap between a self and its society, between a reality and its ideal. We each live somewhere in this gap. One built the idea of the 'objective correlative' and another built a personae, but really they built a similar complex.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Frank Sauce, for me then, became the bridge between that gap; a trickster personae messaging between a self and the society that self perceives. Frank Sauce carries the intention to message to other selves and their possible gaps.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yeah, there's a bunch more poetic mumbo-jumbo etched in to extend the content of form, to grow the body of meaning, to revel in the beauty and ugliness of you and I and we.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That's really all that needed to be written to-day.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thank you for reading this courtship and its revelry.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sincerely,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;FS&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-115812974889874759?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/115812974889874759/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=115812974889874759' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/115812974889874759'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/115812974889874759'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2006/09/now-is-all-and-nothing-and-something.html' title='Now is All and Nothing and Something Between.'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-115766192209939403</id><published>2006-09-07T13:43:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-09-07T13:50:30.716-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Prosperous God</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.sacredsites.com/europe/greece/mt_olympus.html"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px;" src="http://www.painetworks.com/photos/hp/hp2434.JPG" border="0" alt="Frank Sauce's next office!" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Aphrodite offered me a cash/credit deal today. I passed, knowing you should never except gifts from the gods, especially the Greek ones; they're merciless&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Ne vopros, burknul Kvin. S takim zhe uspehom ia mogu priniat Liubuiu vneshnost. Perehvativ rukoiatku poudobnee, ona nacelilas ostriem v grud terha, Ne somnevaias, chto mech iz makama probet ee naskvoz vmeste s liubymi dospehami, I vskinula ruki," Aphrodite said.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;At least, that's what I remember her saying.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=950DE1D91230F937A15754C0A96F948260"&gt;Vietnam private&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.infohub.com/vacation_packages/61.html"&gt;Private vietnam &lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I hear there's a river trip there that should not be missed&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.greatschools.net/schools.page?city=Portland&amp;st=private&amp;state=ORPrivate"&gt;Private portland &lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://humanresources.respond.com/b2bservices/1007090000/97271/Private%20Investigators/Portland.html"&gt;Portland private&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Watchout!  Here comes the big one: a wet UFO with our fields on fire.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Exclamation points are passe, don't you think?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;With the click of heels entering the room, we turn our heads toward the woman with heels, only to find a tall man in leather and smiles in ourselves.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A disappointment fence of borasilicate glass is all we have today, or maybe we've attained Brunelleschi's low moan. One cannot be sure of what is possible until it happens.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://artstudio66.com"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px;" src="http://artstudio66.com/art_prints/poster0098a.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-115766192209939403?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/115766192209939403/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=115766192209939403' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/115766192209939403'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/115766192209939403'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2006/09/prosperous-god.html' title='Prosperous God'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-115713798787422423</id><published>2006-09-01T12:05:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-09-01T12:30:25.110-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Ethics Texture</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.clonaid.com/news.php"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="Petri dish of Ethics" src="http://www.aafp.org/fpr/990700fr/8fig.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;Champagne then for inspections at I never thought he said,"Gnarly one," an And for a surprise that it is what had been brought for a longed breath became to him preposterous, a little understood, the other, unusually you, could remainder mood then the contented of the era on which I never thought said, "Us! Exact us!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That September, the off-breed of four from we who had been ever intimate friends and lucid pupils, who gave our ether as presents, certainly the good of the lady had how what so many women learn to up-down and would have in drawers felt that it had it last it then this that had lent poignancy to their time the I of you has will when understands are one have been to young he at head the And said in an event,"We will ruin the both of you to you who've seen there the lion-like stillness but loans luxuriant the streaked grey-silver haired boy that may return to persuade us to do to so-and-so."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;His emotions were too complicated for him to name them.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When I get back home from the Galapagos, I find my girl is married to a fisherman and has two fat boys.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It was to be his perfect sacrifice. It was he who was to convey the French wheat to Spain.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We understood each other somewhat unusually well, you might remember.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lying back in a big chair with his eyes closed; it much better than when one alone and compelled to do every &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;thing&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well, such things counted in this mad world until we were merely standing-by, waiting for those in to have yet written to begin to plan anything was to begin to plan to end.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;yo urdi t rectl e yfrom the m anuf actu rer,&lt;br /&gt;Your ch an ce to eco no mize wit h &lt;a href="http://www.greattree.co.uk/gambia/gambia.html"&gt;us&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;q&lt;br /&gt;u&lt;br /&gt;a&lt;br /&gt;s&lt;br /&gt;i&lt;br /&gt;choice.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://hotjobs.yahoo.com/jobs/MS/Sanitorium/"&gt;The Sanitorium!&lt;/a&gt; It got dark, something happened. I cant remember-&lt;br /&gt;Diego nodded to Angeles and took the Angry Girl by the arm, but she fell and Angeles died in her arms after impaling his head on her golden strap-on.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.mapquest.com/maps/map.adp?city=sanatorium&amp;state=ms&amp;amp;country=us&amp;zoom=5&amp;amp;id=findlocalweather.com"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://www.historylink.org/db_images/Firlands1914b.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;(sanitorium)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-115713798787422423?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/115713798787422423/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=115713798787422423' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/115713798787422423'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/115713798787422423'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2006/09/ethics-texture.html' title='Ethics Texture'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-115683009458286649</id><published>2006-08-28T22:29:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-08-28T22:41:55.476-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Good to Words</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.gov.org"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="Man on rope ladder climbs thick ice." src="http://imagingeverest.rgs.org/Media/286_100.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;by&lt;br /&gt;product oven-beet blight&lt;br /&gt;feed heater hawk beaked&lt;br /&gt;flint wheat rope ladder&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;by&lt;br /&gt;ego destroying instead of being id, ego, super-, so we suffer from the&lt;br /&gt;negative that blights lives, weakens cultures, sickens even the&lt;br /&gt;strong&lt;br /&gt;do you know what I mean?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;this is hopped up on keywords&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;a month ago you could find yourself here by typing in "beer+bong+female+ejaculation" into search&lt;br /&gt;perhaps it's still possible&lt;br /&gt;We here at Frank Sauce encourage you to try&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;contrary to &lt;a href="http://www.portlandart.net/archives/2005/08/bent_bocci_boyl.html" alt="PORT in the storm of Art in Portland"&gt;pop-mantra&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;                                                   &lt;a href="http://www.presidentialprayerteam.org" alt="praypraypraypraypray"&gt;prayer&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;deception, really&lt;br /&gt;                                   How we pray sometimes for seems&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;sewn by our will for the easy pill&lt;br /&gt;like safety jazz&lt;br /&gt;or a &lt;a href="http://www.edutopia.org/magazine/ed1article.php?id=Art_1610&amp;amp;issue=sep_06" alt="Safe"&gt;safe&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.export.gov/safeharbor/index.html" alt="harbor"&gt; harbor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;safe for the self of our data&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.annualcreditreport.com/cra/index.jsp" alt="Check your data!"&gt;could it be we are only as good as our data?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;something that now comes to me: best-selling poet&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;GPD - Global Poetic Domination - the domain of Shakespeare&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;the next big thing will be Jesus-Elvis-Shakespeare&lt;br /&gt;the pop-icon &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trifecta" alt="meanings of trifecta"&gt;trifecta&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;when their is no race to win, the trifecta becomes meaningless&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;for now a pop-mantra&lt;br /&gt;a prayer to share to disolve our self in the body of we&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fascism&lt;br /&gt;fas-cism [fash-iz-uhm]&lt;br /&gt;noun&lt;br /&gt;1. (sometimes initial capital letter) a governmental system led by a dictator having complete power, forcibly suppressing opposition and criticism, regimenting all industry, commerce, etc., and emphasizing an aggressive nationalism and often racism.&lt;br /&gt;2. (sometimes initial capital letter) the philosophy, principles, or methods of fascism.&lt;br /&gt;3. (initial capital letter) a fascist movement, esp. the one established by George W. Bush 1988-2008&lt;br /&gt;4. The world would be a better place if we all shared the same world view.&lt;br /&gt;n : a political theory advocating an authoritarian hierarchical government (as opposed to democracy or liberalism)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;all of US&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fascismo&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.bnjm.cu/librinsula/2004/julio/26/colaboraciones/colaboraciones.htm"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="Fascismo" src="http://www.bnjm.cu/librinsula/imagen/ima26/COLABORACIONES_El-fascismo-.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-115683009458286649?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/115683009458286649/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=115683009458286649' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/115683009458286649'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/115683009458286649'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2006/08/good-to-words.html' title='Good to Words'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16564200.post-115643959117252421</id><published>2006-08-24T09:58:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-08-24T14:18:59.576-07:00</updated><title type='text'>A compound latter</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.alicejamesbooks.org/art_lathe.html"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://www.lathes.co.uk/garvin/img4.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Assassination plot&lt;br /&gt;service cap&lt;br /&gt;horny-fingered&lt;br /&gt;dolphin striker&lt;br /&gt;calvino doctrine&lt;br /&gt;amber forest&lt;br /&gt;crag-built&lt;br /&gt;light-fused&lt;br /&gt;profit-yielding&lt;br /&gt;fern mountain holly&lt;br /&gt;ruddy-haired&lt;br /&gt;lime butter&lt;br /&gt;committee-bring&lt;br /&gt;first change&lt;br /&gt;ships launch&lt;br /&gt;every where&lt;br /&gt;gill round&lt;br /&gt;various bands&lt;br /&gt;shit-shaggers&lt;br /&gt;personal person&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;lathe your now this the &lt;a href="http://www.hti.umich.edu/cgi/b/bib/bibperm?q1=AAN5545"&gt;portfolio&lt;/a&gt; years&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16564200-115643959117252421?l=earwater.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/feeds/115643959117252421/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=16564200&amp;postID=115643959117252421' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/115643959117252421'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16564200/posts/default/115643959117252421'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://earwater.blogspot.com/2006/08/compound-latter.html' title='A compound latter'/><author><name>Frank Sauce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10926489233585746931</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://www.spiretech.com/~earwater/images/101.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
