Too Good for Oily Gas?


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Diet Right Gas at Night

Side effects:

"Anal leakage,
loose and frequent stools
that may
be hard to control,
and gas
with an oily
discharge
are just some of the effects
you may feel."

thanks to Zoe Trope for this (whose blog I wanted to be about writing and, more specifically, about her writing, but it never is. Freakin' Bloggers! They're worse then poets.

All this because there's a new-ish drug available over the counter that stops your body's ability to absorb fat.

We here at Frank Sauce recommend Schedule 1 narcotics rather then some drug called Xenical.
If you play your cards right, you won't have to eat or shit for weeks at a time.

"The chance of a lifetime," we say. "Let go of the window, but don't jump, just feel the near-death rush."


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