There's two of you and one of me. Not that it matters, really. There's always a thought that perhaps there are seven of you and two of me. That's how it should be.
Enough of [e]
I had a [d], but it was a bit dilapidated and I told it to shave and it moved away wearing a double breasted suit, a white shirt and a red silk tie. I can't remeber what color the suit was. It's difficult to remember fabrics and their texture when you're so concerned about their smile.
He had a toothy grin, which scared me. His teeth looked like a carpet, albeit a white carpet, but still a carpet.
I don't know why, but I like the word carpet, as if it could be a car pit.
Oh, geez. This is bad.
It's worse than TV. Maybe that's a good thing.
What if there was a god?
What if there was more than one god?
Would they have a fist fight to see who's a badder-ass god?
I'd put my money on the god who had a bigger battery.
The battery's not dead, but Frank Sauce is.
Ciao from now.
Amen
Ask a tree who are we and the tree will say nothing
Ask a maggot and it just squirms
Ask me, and I'll say we're full of it
but that's not a maggot's bag
That's why we have dead trees
to remind us of a maggot's life
in memory
Frank Sauce
- By Jeffrey Bershaw
- from Portland, OR
- I'll try to write as little as possible. I'm a little man with high hopes, pipe dreams and little machines inside that keep me writing.
- More About Frank Sauce
- Painting by Anna Todaro
Recent Sections
Sections
- September 2005
- October 2005
- November 2005
- February 2006
- March 2006
- April 2006
- May 2006
- June 2006
- July 2006
- August 2006
- September 2006
- October 2006
- November 2006
- December 2006
- January 2007
- February 2007
- March 2007
- April 2007
- May 2007
- June 2007
- July 2007
- August 2007
- September 2007
- October 2007
- November 2007
- December 2007
- January 2008
- February 2008
- March 2008
- April 2008
- May 2008
- June 2008
- October 2008
- January 2009
- February 2009
- April 2009
- May 2009
- June 2009
- July 2009
- August 2009
- October 2009
- January 2010
- February 2011
- March 2011
- March 2012
- April 2012
- August 2013
- October 2013